Grant Lang

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@X1051KC @afentra Oh cool, can’t wait hearing about all the dick pics she get. Quality entertainment.

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@X1051KC @afentra Remember when she talked mad shit on x105... crazy how things change.

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@beardbrand do you have a list of best barbershops in each state? If not this would be dope for you to create!... then you could start making videos where one of you goes and gets a cut across the U.S. It’s a daunting task I’m sure, but this would be great for the community!

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@JoeBiden @clairecmc Give us real candidates! I’m tired of voting for the lesser turd.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@jasonlatour Sounds more like a shit storm than a hurricane.

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@beardbrand This contradicts what the bottle of Beardbrand beard wash states.

[Farmland Foods @FarmlandFoods]

Hey #Supreme, that logo looks super familiar. We missed the drop – what do you think about sending a few our way? #FARMLANDxSUPREME

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Space Force: I keep thinking of one of those old Saturday morning shows with puppets n shit. Retweet ONLY if you think this is possibly the dumbest idea out of Trump's admittedly dumb head so far.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

There really is a tweet for everything with this White House, no? https://t.co/6jX3DYWHxz

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@amberjaylo Umm ... Space Force sounds amazing. How do I sign up? 5 year old me isn’t going to believe this shit!!!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The reason great dealmakers do not OPENLY celebrate a deal, especially one that is not complete, is that it shows weakness to the other side

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

PS: @Boulevard_Beer you’re almost out of toilet paper... not that I would know..

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@TheBeardBaron1 Nice, Thanks man! Made sure to place my order real quick. Excited to try the new beard butter!!

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

Noooooo @TheBeardBaron1 Maui Gold wax is sold out!! Sad to think I will be without this scent in my life!!

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@TheBeardBaron1 Bummer! Site still says sold out.... Got my hopes up!

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@TheBeardBaron1 Fantastic!!

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@MillsRecords ? https://t.co/ZpfWfNaGrB

[Record Store Day @recordstoreday]

Double vinyl @booksonrecord from Joe Hill is in indie record stores now.
Decent endorsement, too.

(Yellow/black splatter vinyl, Limited edition, but not scary expensive.) https://t.co/lvxfSfrQjW

[Grant Lang @HolyFrakBatman]

@Stellajeandives Home to her house not yours*