ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ

pluck your magic twanger, froggy

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

“Struck down in her prime” still sends me

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

do you guys open you presents on 9/11 or 9/11 eve

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

expect a call from my attorneys

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ @HolyHannahMc]

Society has no place for teens/youth. There used to be public dances, free events, even way back to hanging out at gas stations or having soda and ice cream at drugstores. They struggle to fit in because we are decreasing their space.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

So, more malls are instituting policies that ban teenagers from the mall in the evenings due to “unruly behavior” and I’m like…is this just a case of these places being less tolerant of goofy behavior or are the teens today going BUCK?

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

So, more malls are instituting policies that ban teenagers from the mall in the evenings due to “unruly behavior” and I’m like…is this just a case of these places being less tolerant of goofy behavior or are the teens today going BUCK?

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ @HolyHannahMc]

@Tristan87952605 @RyanShead @scrowder this is W I L D

[Nazira Bashour @bashour_nazira]

@zukosmadre As good a time for using this meme as any!

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ @HolyHannahMc]

@fuckyouiquit My old bar wouldn’t let us *pay for* mess up orders because we would “start doing it on purpose.” (It would be 50% off to employees) they’re happy to throw it away instead.

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ @HolyHannahMc]

@hanaisawesome13 @ViiiRed @mikescollins But inspired by a band from Erie Pennsylvania

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Everyone says “take a break for your health when you need it” but like???? We do not live in a world that is conducive to that????

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒ℍ @HolyHannahMc]

@kennethcohn @Matt14862528 @AnnMacGregor5 @fred_guttenberg You’d just rather them be killed once they are living, breathing, cognitive beings? I gotcha