Chris Consoli

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Just like people delete dating apps, I think I legitimately need to delete the scooter apps. I’ve had my fun, but I can’t do this anymore

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@COLmeBEAR14 @KamarAiken88 @KamarAiken88 show some love Kamar! We miss ya!

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Man, those people that work the online orders at Chipotle are always nonstop grinding

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@COLmeBEAR14 @ProfYurabay @yungcolemann @AndrewPRobinson @ColeWernecke We can’t have everybody finding out, or else he’ll go to jail 😓

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@COLmeBEAR14 @lursdagur @Ravens @AndrewPRobinson DAMN that’s awesome!!!! Freakin count me in too, Sheeeshh!!!

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

I love my Ravens I don’t know who the hell putting that false narrative out that I’m having thoughts about leaving stop tryna read my mind🙄

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

They should make a beer and call it Dry January so the drinkers can make fun of the people doing dry January like me. That would grind my gears

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

ALSO, for context, THIS WAS POST-BENGALS SPIN MOVE BABY. Lamar put dem boys in the SPIN CYCLE 🔄😩 Bengals beta hope they don’t see this man 😈

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Enough of the false narratives, all @Lj_era8 wants to do is get out there and BALL! He’s a certified winner™️, he loves Baldmore, and ain’t no way you can tell me otherwise! Born a Raven baby, Bengals betta watch out if he healthy! 😈

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@Lj_era8 my dawg, I hope for nothing more than for your full recovery so that if you good you can put those Bengals on skates again 😭🙏🏽 the NFL ain’t the same without you! #LaMVP

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

When does house of the dragon actually pick up? I’m getting impatient

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Yoooo so proud of my cuz, big things comin 😈 let ‘em KNOW 😤😤

[James @JamesConsoli]

Some tailgate interviews taken from this last weekend’s CFB matchup between Maryland and Michigan State, sponsored by Six Pack Coverage, the UMD chapter:

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@lursdagur @jzux 🤣🤣🤣 my new car

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Give this Lamar NO LOOK TD the same love you give Patrick Mahomes

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Do you think that you could fill up your mouth with Listerine and survive a 10 minute Uber ride to the bars? Questions that need answers…

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

I’m going Jalapeño-Vegan. My stomach simply can’t take the beatings anymore. Happy Friday.

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

@pmac___ We DESERVE RESPECT. Paying customers. And can’t even order salad dressing on the app. Who’s in charge here?! @ChipotleTweets

[Chris Consoli @Holy_Consoli]

Chipotle’s online ordering is the reason I have trust issues.

[Pat McNamara @pmac___]

Hey @ChipotleTweets if you’re not gonna let me inside a chipotle to order my food then make the salad dressing vinaigrette a side option on the app for orders other than salad !!!!