Merle Homaee

Enthusiasm is the leaping lightning, not to be measured by the horse-power of the understanding. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

My penis stopped breathing... CPR anyone?

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Lip biting is sexy as fuck.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Yes, I want you to be completely honest with me. Unless it's something that I don't want to hear.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every little mistake.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Looking at someone and thinking, �DATE ME!

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

#confessionnight i've been crying all night

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Hate when hoes be like "you know my name not my story" Bitch I know your name and I know you're a hoe!

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

If you've ever got bullied in school don't blame the bully, blame your dad. He's the one who raised you like a bitch

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Some of these bitches are useless like the white Crayon.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

In life nothing will be handed to you on a silver platter, you just have to get used to it

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

In a moment you shattered every hope I had of us being together again and the sad part is that you don't even realise

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

the little compliments can make your day a thousand times better.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

"Now that doesn't look like a foot"Thought the sock.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Birch, go deep throat a cactus.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Talk shit, get hit.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Drink water from your own well - share your love only with your wife. -Proverbs 5:15

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

The time is always right to do what is right. - tin Luther King Jr.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

[Merle Homaee @HomaeeMerle]

Oh you're talking to me, i thought you only spoke behind my back!