Homer Simpson

Everyone makes mistakes, sadly I made 3

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@simpson_lesa I thought I walked past a fish market turns out it was your bedroom

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@simpson_lesa stop wearing that skirt when you come in from school all I can smell is fish

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

Bart your mam sucked my dick and kissed you good night #doe

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

Just banged Barts teacher, he got an A and she got a D+ #misshoover

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

What's the difference? @Dukey_bby

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

Wtf is this son, I knew you should of been aborted https://t.co/OuMLskdHOI

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Morge_Simpson dirty slag #doe

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@SantasHelper21 I can see your rib cage, skinny bastard

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Morge_Simpson get to the kitchen #sandwich

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@SantasHelper21 lucky we ain't Asian

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Bert_SexGod the only thing you can split is your sister

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Bert_SexGod @SantasHelper21 fuck off Bert my condom split

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@piersmorgan your misses blows harder than Lisa on the saxophone

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

Just found one of Snowballs hairs on my ball sack. Dirty bitch must of got me whilst I was sleeping #littled

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Dukey_bby is finding your penis harder than finding Tracey's Mam?

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

Haha lol Marge is fucking raging #doe