Santas Little Helper

I like balls. and sticks. and other dogs butts.

Follow and receive a free ball!

(Parody account for all you serious cunts)

[Abe Simpson @TheRealGrampa69]

Skinner what you doing with Mildred you fucking granny basher, get out of our old folks home #GrannyFucker

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@simpson_lesa @HomerSexSimpson

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@HomerSexSimpson I hear @Morge_Simpson bought The Black Destroyer. Think you need it improve in the bedroom

[Abe Simpson @TheRealGrampa69]

I would like to say RIP to the shittest, gayest grandson ever. Nothing but a little pussy ass transgender spikeball.

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

Just seen @simpson_lesa coming out of Milhouse's house with her dress on inside out. Slag thought we wouldn't know

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@HomerSexSimpson I can see your home made rolls to you yoga ball

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@Bert_SexGod how dare you. You spiky ball sack. Looks like he was smacked with a pan the ugly mug

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@piersmorgan Watch your balls when you're next near me biatch

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

Tb 2 first date with bae 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[Morge Simpson @Morge_Simpson]

@HomerSexSimpson
We need to do this to lesa and Bert next time we are at the zoo. #parenting skills

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@Morge_Simpson how dare you. I ran track in the pound and hated it

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@Morge_Simpson should of cheated with apu. This kids would know how to play catch #woof

[Homer Simpson @HomerSexSimpson]

@Morge_Simpson dirty slag #doe

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@HomerSexSimpson
After two cans of duff. The lightweight

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@HomerSexSimpson honestly m8 when's your dad gonna die. He's like 300.

[Bert Simpson @Bert_SexGod]

@SantasHelper21 me and Lisa were playing Mammys and Daddys, and @Morge_Simpson's dildo was broken #berted #sexaddict

[Bert Simpson @Bert_SexGod]

@SantasHelper21 Your chances of living are tiny when me dads around the fat melon #berted

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@Bert_SexGod guessing he's the reason your skateboards fucked huh?

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@Bert_SexGod m8 your dicks tiny. Next time lock the door when your playing with tweezers #littled

[Santas Little Helper @SantasHelper21]

@HomerSexSimpson face when there's food on his knob and I Lick it off #littled