charlotte brontësaurus

i am like if a girl was a dinosuar 🦕

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

@ch0rus0fn0ne black dessert. yum

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

@uncanny_eli i’ve seen both “notice how these people are only late to things they don’t think are important and not their jobs” and “notice how these people are only late for things they don’t want to do like their jobs and never going to the movies” lol

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

i’m so proud of my daughter for landing a job at sky news. we’re celebrating her second birthday in a month 💜

[Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg]

must have an extremely short memory

[mawgs @russelt4tdavies]

Russell T Davies is NOT taking the news well

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

me when I uninstall baldur’s gate 3 after character creation for the fourth time:

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

it’s awesome how no matter the stakes, you can count on this guy to have the most dogshit takes you can think of

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

I find soccer purists weird. Every sport, as it gets popular, makes adjustments to accommodate television coverage. Yes, the phony cover story of "hydration" is a bit silly, but healthy sports allow television networks to make more money so they can make more money!

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

honestly starting to become a little embarrassed that i used to buy two shell’s music

[Congressman Brad Sherman @BradSherman]

I raised two issues: No. Korea could smuggle nuke into U.S. rather than use ICBM. Could smuggle inside a bale of marijuana....(1/2)

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

i deserve to sleep for one thousand years

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Finally reading the Colin Trevorrow script for episode IX… no one told me about “He lost the star wars”

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

this is too confusing for me. does anyone have a video demonstration?

[TENGAヘルスケア | 性の悩みに、今できること。 @TengaHealthcare]

💡適切なマスターベーション法その２💡

【低握力スラスト運動】
・陰茎と手の動きを軸合わせする
・実際の性行為と同じペースで動かす
・足は曲げた状態で行う

低握力スラスト運動は医学的に正しいとされている自慰行為の方法です🙌

[Jupiter 🪐 @fakeapparition]

thinking of all the waste with this month of free public transport 😔 tomorrow they'll take the ticket inspectors out back and shoot them, and then a month later train a whole new crop. if only these animals could be trained for any other purpose

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

whichever redditor made up the word ‘sonder’ obviously hadn’t heard of myki cops

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

@worst_egirl idk if this is better or worse than being accused of sounding posh/british

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

when lucio won’t use the speed boost

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

Hate seeing someone on the dance floor whose dancing indicates they’re “healing.”

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

@EvelynHenare1 im sleepy. charlotte sleepysaurus

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

i couldn’t do this but only because i’d need some variety in the type of fish

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

you think you know a person, i've been friends w this girl for 2 years and the other week we went for all you can eat sushi and she crushed 91 pieces of salmon sashimi and nothing else. it was actually obscene to behold. she just kept ordering more.

[charlotte brontësaurus @HomewardDemon]

@Bea_Puppy cute lil sharkie 🥺