Mike Honcho

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[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

Quoting this so I can pin it

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

Sometimes i feel like I sold my soul for the 2016 cubs World Series and I’m never going to see any win of any kind ever again

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise.

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

@luccamazzie11 Yeah man NCAA27 roster ratings isn’t real life. Hope that helps bud

[Caleb Wilson @CalebWilson2025]

SEE RED! 🔴🐂

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

Dreams to Reality.

@bennett_stirtz x @okcthunder

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

OKC BOUND ⚡️

@bennett_stirtz ➡️ @okcthunder

#Hawkeyes x #NBADraft

[NBA @NBA]

With the 16th pick of the NBA Draft the @memgrizz select Bennett Stirtz!

The 2026 NBA Draft is LIVE on ABC & ESPN.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

From the Lone Star State to the Windy City.

Welcome to Chicago, Dailyn Swain!

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

@cbefred Bet swain 8-1 because of your tweet the other day. Thanks

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

👑

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

From North Carolina...

Welcome to Chicago, Caleb Wilson!

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

From North Carolina...

Welcome to Chicago, Caleb Wilson!

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Caleb W and Caleb W.

Chicago.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

“I want to be the greatest ever.”

Caleb Wilson is ready to put in the work at the next level 💪

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

Together through it all. 🖤

@bennett_stirtz x @CoachMcCollum

[Brett Siegel @BrettSiegelNBA]

Bryson Graham is off to a fantastic start as the lead executive for the Bulls:

Hires Tiago Splitter, adds Nic Claxton for nothing, and now has a chance to add two lottery-level talents with the No. 4 and No. 15 picks tomorrow night.

The future is bright in Chicago.

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

@RatGuard1 @kingznut @OleTimeHardball @MLB His on base percentage is good, he walks a lot. League average is .320 and he’s at .369

I think we can reward guys who are elite specialists. We induct closers to Cooperstown after all

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

@kingznut @RatGuard1 @OleTimeHardball @MLB If you hit 500 homers in today’s era you get in. No juice, best era of pitching we’ve ever seen. He’s a postseason stud for two different franchises and could easily break the playoff HR record. He got 2nd in the mvp last year and is on pace for another high finish

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

@OleTimeHardball @MLB Yes. Ppl saying otherwise are stupid as fucccc

[Lovable Reunion @LovableReunion]

Kyle Schwarber made this video for Jon Lester during his last season in Chicago.

This team 🤣🍿

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

HOFer.

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Kyle Schwarber has an MLB-leading 28 homers and is on pace to hit 60 homers this year… which would take him to exactly 400 for his career.

[Mike Honcho @HonchoCommaMike]

GOAT

[MLB @MLB]

THREE HOMERS FOR KYLE SCHWARBER!