Brides posting their wedding pictures with “Jaane balma ghodey pe Kyu sawaar hai” in the background. That’s the whole point bitch. Figure it out! Wtff!!
Middle seats are not that good. Let’s start there. Seated in the middle with two males, little uncomfortable which made me think why? Why can I not feel protected when I’m sitting between two masculine figures? Nothing is wrong, seriously. But there is an uneasy nerve for sure.
Two baby guys with no moustache discussing Gym:
Tu leg press pe kitna weight maar leta h?
50.
Maine ek din mazaak mazaak m 150 maar lia yaar!
Diet nhi ho paari h yaar
*sips a cold coffee*
Sending voice notes to the universe. It’s more like shouting looking up in the sky. Why am I so loud??? I sometimes feel irritated by myself bruhh wtfhhhgh. Like be calm bitch , the universe is gonna stop listening to you. She’s so loud. It’s a whole thing!
My Uber driver smelled so bad that I literally had to spray deodorant all over the car. Now he knows. He’s staring at me. All of a sudden this whole thing is about me now! Huh wtf