Honest Brian Stelter

Step inside the mind of our nation’s premiere Hall Monitor and Chief Firefighter

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@jonfavs @brhodes @TVietor08 Hoho! Sick burn Favs!

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@jaketapper @kaitlancollins @KevinMaddenDC @neeratanden @TheLeadCNN Sketch shortly forthcoming.

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@CNNPolitics Nothing to see here folks, move along now.

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@jaketapper @hogangidley45 @TheLeadCNN Hmm but does it have ties to Putin, and thus, by transitive property, to Trump? Just asking questions 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SaysSimonson @SethAMandel We’re bearing you to the punch, losers! Early bird gets the worm!

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@SethAMandel This is one of our last chances for a true win. Once Trump realizes it’s an obvious win, it will be a race to the finish line for who gets credit for legalization and eternal pop folklore glory. Speed it up Dems! We need to sell pot to the American people!

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@JerryDunleavy @instapundit @netanyahu @TVietor08 @brhodes @benrhodes Yes, The Chamber seems to be properly re-calibrated.

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@JerryDunleavy @instapundit @netanyahu @TVietor08 @brhodes Chill out, @benrhodes is going to clarify everything shortly. Pod bros have been appropriately reprimanded for message coordination slippage. They will not make the same mistake again. Echo echo echo echo echo echo

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@Neoavatara @brhodes We prefer to speak in terms of apples and bananas... I say 23 apples and 0 bananas.

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@America1st9 @RealAlexJones @FDRLST I was thinking more along the lines of Putin...but we’ll have to wait for the stellar investigative reporting of @LouiseMensch to solve that riddle for us.

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@benshapiro @instapundit Trivializing rape now are we?

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@guypbenson Just wait until we get our message coordinated my friend. @benrhodes will show us the way, and we will use our echo-location to track the pathways of his updated/revised narrative. Then, we will beat back these right wing smears.

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@rkylesmith @NRO Black female baldness was stunning, brave, and powerful. Please forgive my earlier lapse in memory re: this significant and important aspect of the film. White male privilege strikes again, proving that even the most socially conscious among us (me), can be blinded by it.

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@rkylesmith @NRO *white male baldness, excuse me

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@ryansaavedra @JackPosobiec @MeghanMcCain @Acosta Banana banana banana! The video clearly shows she never rolled Jim up and smoked him. In fact, there was never any smoke to be seen at all. #factsfirst

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@JackPosobiec He needs to get everyone clear on the talking points again. The situation has changed, so it’s essential his guiding voice informs everyone about what the #apples going forward will be, and how to counteract right wing smears.

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@benshapiro Still attacking children Ben? Haven’t we re-educated you yet on accepting their every utterance as an #apple?

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@combienDUtemps @brianstelter @MarquardtA @LawrenceCNN All pertinent questions. But my point is, we should strenuously avoid any questions about his credibility, but assert everything he says is now an #apple because it is helpful to our side.