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[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

Gentle reminder that my Drip is Biblical.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

Hey @google just checking in here does the hiring slowdown also include a slowdown in planned account follows? Thanks!

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

When the stimulus checks hit I'm going straight to my local bank to drop it all on Certificates of Deposit. Gonna get that sweet fixed-percent return. Something like 3 percent for a year. It's gonna be wild.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

Hi @Google ! Still planning to follow or?

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@uhohgames @MorePerfectUS They Traded their ideals for the comforts of capitalism Joe's

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@maxfine_ See but trying to explain it is funny so viola.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

Is anyone having the same problem this morning? When I try to write:
E l o n M u s k i s a p e t t y d u m p t r u c k a s s

It autocorrects to:
I will buy a Tesla.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@RepMTG husband is leaving her but are we sure he isn't also a paid actor?

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

The economy is getting so bad that @BrettFavre needs welfare.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

If only I could be inflated.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@ConanOBrien Great, MORE traffic on the 405.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@StephenKing I'm still trying to find some intelligent life here on earth you know?

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Dr. Oz’s Tinder Voter Profile 💕

Residency: New Jersey

Home(s): 10, 11, 12?

Hobby: Touring Pennsylvania

Favorite designer: Zegna

Local Business: Wegners

Favorite Food: Crudités

Magic Diet Pills: Pro ✔️

Abortion: “Murder”

Incest: “Not a problem”

Minimum Wage: $7.25 👌

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@JimGaffigan Or a cereal killer, like you eat too much sugary cereal and your weird baby teeth keep falling out.

[Lyndsey Layton @LyndseyLayton]

SCOOP: The billionaire founder of Patagonia has given away his $3 billion company to a trust and a non-profit that will work on climate action. Its unheard of in corporate circles, and the amazing @dgelles has the inside story: https://t.co/mz7BgCGlsd

[David Gelles @dgelles]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Yvon Chouinard, who founded the outdoor apparel maker Patagonia and became a reluctant billionaire with his unconventional spin on capitalism, has given away the company. All Patagonia’s profits will now be used to fight climate change.🧵
https://t.co/22q91WK2Hz

[Sarah @scrappypappy2]

Every time I’m asked “why are young people organizing” I’m just like, we don’t really have a choice? The people in power consistently make choices that undermine our future and no one is coming to save us.
We have to save ourselves.

[Jonathan Rosenblum @jonathan4212]

Working class solidarity outside Starbucks HQ. ⁦@SBWorkersUnited⁩

[Richard Bensinger @RichBensinger1]

Starbucks is touting a "currency of kindness" at their Investor Day. Tell that to Sam Amato, a 13 year partner fired for union organizing and the other almost 100 workers fired for organizing.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

I don't mean to humble brag, but I just got invited to a very EXCLUSIVE Bitcoin trading community 😏 thanks for the invite, @420cashbitches69. I look forward to engaging in a serious discourse with you and your luminaries

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Starbucks announces multiple new benefits for U.S. workers—except those at unionizing stores.

NLRB prosecutors last month charged Starbucks with illegally withholding pay/benefits from workers at hundreds of union stores.

Starbucks is doubling down on the illegality.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

@itspeterj That's a sick burn (pit) bro.

[dontworkinanoffice @HonestBilliona1]

Me, the military strategist:
Ukraine can sue for peace with Russia now, then offer them an ornate, building-sized wooden horse. But what the Russians don't know is