HonestOwl

#NeverLie #NeverDie

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Watching people in #Vancouver drive #RWD Lamborghinis in the snow on summer tires really sheds light on why my @icbc rates keep going up...#vancouversnow #snowday #WinterTiresOrGTFO #Nbadgegang #UBC #vancity

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

People who #facetime are psychopaths

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Why do #iPhone even have a calling function? When people call me without texting first it's like randomly knocking on my front door. #RealTalk

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Better than @HillaryClinton 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

[CNN @CNN]

Minnesota Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar jumped into the crowded field of Democrats running for president in 2020, pledging to "lead from the heart" during a snowy announcement in Minneapolis. https://t.co/41G7WhwPDF

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

RIP Pete, and your @gucci tennis shoes....@ArianaGrande #bodied you ☠️💀 #BreakUpWithYourGirlfriendImBored #GRAMMYs #ByeFelicia

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

@Drake better bring a bag to the #GRAMMYs for all the trophies tonight! 👌👌

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Good move for @Raptors. Making a run for playoffs, acquiring a skilled defensive player is essential for that to happen. But, really, it was those f***ing @JValanciunas "Itty Bitty Ballers" commercials that secured his #exodus! @GoDaddy, @KPILLAR4 can take those now...😉

[NBA TV @NBATV]

The newest Toronto Raptor ... 👀

#WeTheNorth

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Since when did @ChampionUSA become a "cool/hype" brand...pretty soon we gonna be hearing "yo, peep this #dope @FruitOfTheLoom x @takashipom crewneck I just copped at @Walmart"...meanwhile @virgilabloh over at @IKEAtoday laughing

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

With all the incest in @GameOfThrones I have come to the realization it was set in #Alberta

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Slam poetry artists and garbage men should switch names...

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Sorry I yelled "get it" when your mom was eating a banana...

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Dear @YouTube, we will always "Skip Ad"....

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Especially when you have a neck tattoo...also know as "the international sign of minimum wage acceptance" #FeelYouBro

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

“Childcare is hard for guys, too.”

https://t.co/Xmz6cHo2sW

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

@kflowersmith Meh, Nashville isn't that great...I prefer New Orleans if I'm looking for that @Budweiser twang to my gumbo
#NotaBadViewOverHere #OwlsOverBlueJays

[Katie Flower-Smith 🇨🇦 @kflowersmith]

@HonestOwl1 @KPILLAR4 Those who CAN (i.e. @KPILLAR4 ), do. Those who CAN'T (i.e. @HonestOwl1), heckle from the sidelines while wishing they could.

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

Bout to run through the @Twitter game

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

@chrisbrown Any one else think @OffsetYRN looks like a malnourished @KDTrey5 ??😂😅

[. @Jay_Da_Villain]

Chris Brown 6’3 and hits backflips to March Madness, he’ll dog walk Offset

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

@packersrmyfav Troll status level 2 achieved #AaronRodgersIsNext

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

@BARTS24 🤡

[Trevor Barton @BARTS24]

@KPILLAR4 @snellzilla4 @ChrisArcher22 @HonestOwl1 is a clown!! @KPILLAR4 your a hero to Toronto!! #superman don’t let this guy bother u!! Looking forward to the season #gojaysgo

[HonestOwl @HonestOwl1]

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Yo, America, your trains are weak...#NeedsMoreVegans