Alastair Honnet

[Holy Cross Hamilton @holycrossham]

Tomorrow is our Holy Cross Parent Council Christmas Fayre 🎄 come along from 11am to 2pm, lots of stalls, activities, story telling, silent disco, beat the goalie, entertainment and of course a very special visitor 🎅🏼🎄

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@normster76 @FatboySlim Hope you enjoyed it (more than I enjoyed that video with your interesting use of camera orientation).

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Absolutely superb. An actual masterpiece of the genre.

[South Lanarkshire Disability Sport @SLDS_tweets]

The winner of Young Volunteer of the Year is Ewan Honnet. Ewan’s dedication in supporting others to participate in and enjoy Judo is an excellent example of the power of sport. Congratulations #SLDSAWARDS23

[Rona Honnet @RonaHonnet]

I recommend the articles on p33 and p51!

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@TicketmasterCS trying to access the Jason Isbell presale for Edinburgh Usher hall, but link in email doesn't work. Can you help please?

[Rona Honnet @RonaHonnet]

https://t.co/GScuN5U5iN
@holycrossham

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@nickymacewan @anon_opin Agreed. Pivot pivot pivot

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil You've lost them in the waste depot? 😱 That is really rubbish for you. First place I'd look if I were you would be the bins and then the skips.

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil Have you looked for them in Eataliano's? If it is busy lunch can take a while in there.

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil If your investigation officer is an anti-social one then they're probably just sitting in their house watching Netflix.
I did meet a very pleasant and polite investigation officer on the train to East Kilbride last week, perhaps they can help you?

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil This is really worrying me. Maybe they have fallen into an open grave? Or else it could be something supernatural? What if a zombie has got them? Or a vampire or ghost? If you don't find them then who ya gonna call?

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil If they are a store person then maybe they have got themself locked in a cupboard? If I were you I'd check them all carefully.

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil I'm sure they will turn up. Take your time and think where you last saw them? Always worth asking your mum to help find them, mums are amazing at finding stuff.

[Rona Honnet @RonaHonnet]

@holycrossham
Student Pharmacy Technician job you need N5 Chemistry, Biology, Maths and English.
Have a look. Would this suit someone you know? https://t.co/S69qtrKErN

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil They may have just got lost in their way in today. East Kilbride is very confusing with all the roundabouts. I'm sure they'll turn up soon.

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil Have you checked in Morrisons? Might have just popped out for their lunch?

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@themiltonjones @nickymacewan @MrEdByrne @FernBrady @comedyray If everyone thinks they're coming to Glasgow, but the venue is closed just have them to your flat and provide some of your home baking. That way everyone will be happy. Sure you can get a decent pint out the fridge for Ed's pre-show pint if he doesn't want cake.

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

Letter
⁦@guardian⁩

[Alastair Honnet @Honnet76]

@SouthLanCouncil Have you checked if they're in the canteen? Maybe see if they've got stuck in a toilet cubicle? Hope you find them.