Norman Clelland

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

We dished up some delicious sporting scandal on our recent podcast:

- Inside David Coote's cokey sesh

- Des Lynam's saucy past

- The NBA star's Kardashian sex doll

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@Joel_Dahmen @GolfDigest @KVanValkenburg @barstoolsports Joel, as passionate as I am for team Europe, I utterly live for the Ryder Cup, and I'd pay anything to watch you and Geno tear the place up! Make it happen!

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To be clear, we're in Cremona!

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@FatboySlim We've come all the way from Scotland! We cannot wait - shall we wave at the DJ?

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@MrHairyHaggis @FatboySlim Did the Edinburgh half marathon yesterday, first time and utterly loved it. Many reasons how I got there in the first place, but having Mr Norman Cook aka the original superstar DJ in my ears absolutely spurred me on and got me round. Legend!

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@VisitArran trying to get in touch with Middletons camp site in Lamlash to book camping. The phone number constantly saying not recognised, and Facebook messenger remains unread since start of March. Are they gone?

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@SoVeryBritish A few decent blokes

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@bryan_j_walker @FlawlessC0wboy Why has no one even mentioned Melchester Rovers?

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@bryan_j_walker @Femi_Sorry Has it been sent for VAR?

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@SouthLanCouncil @DavyCampbell @nlcpeople Wouldn't it be more responsible for you to ensure both sides were cleared and maintained rather than asking which specific one is pictured?

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@ParamountPlusUK This planet is broken

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@scottishbeach That hill looks pretty threatening

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@MorelandS1 @DominikDiamond Or a review?

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@MorelandS1 @DominikDiamond What's being broadcast? Concert or the album?

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@IndyJonesfive The end credits

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@ScarredForLife2 Quite literally - and without any rational argument to the contrary - the shittest lager in history!!!!!

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@HellsBellsy Wasn't an order of these was it? 😉

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@Honnet76 @SouthLanCouncil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@HellsBellsy 😂😂😂👍

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@HellsBellsy, saw this on a hotel I'm checking in to and you popped in to mind! 😂