Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!
Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise
Why is it when masks were compulsory everyone moaned they had to wear them, but as soon as their optional and you walk into a supermarket not wearing one everyone looks at you like you just spat on their granny ????
Dunno if I’m old or covid has made me a recluse, but the thought of going to a nightclub is just a NO from me. Sit me in a beer garden with some pals and an Aperol spritz and that’s me now x
I think it’s sick that everyone loves Aldi an Lidl cos everything costs about 8p. Especially because like 15 years ago if your mum was spotted in Netto your life would be over