Vanessa Michelle

Founder/Creative @hookandcrow • Production Coordinator • Always learning, creating content, seeking & sharing tools to grow my business & help my clients.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

I’m having the hardest time not stressing out over charging my worth. Invoicing my clients is my least favorite part of my job. Where are my boss ladies who add tax?

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Do you count out exactly 3 squares of toilet paper to blow your nose or are you normal? #returnofthehankie? 😷

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Dear Apple, can you please make “Spanglish” a language setting?

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Y’all ever randomly remember shit you did when you were drunk years ago and just fucking laugh. Good shit.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

I just watched a mouse cross a 7 lane highway, changed my GD life.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

When a girl says “you wanna know what’s funny/cute?” It’s a rhetorical question.
It means you’re about to get told off. Do not guess, do not respond, just LISTEN!!!

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

“...the reign of manners hath long ceased, for men have none at all, or bad at least” poe

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Grrrreat question!!!

[Vladimer Botsvadze, Ph.D. 🛫🌎🎙️ @VladoBotsvadze]

Which would you choose?

1. Work with & follow Jeff Bezos 24/7 for a year
2. Receive $100K cash
3. Be given 500 Apple shares
4. Rewind 5 years from your current age knowing what you now know

#business
#entrepreneurship
#tech
#startups

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

PSA: The far left lane on the freeway is the passing lane, if you are not passing get the fuck out of that lane!!!

[Model Alliance @ModelAllianceNY]

“A model’s Instagram profile has become her business card. For working and aspiring models alike, Instagram has become a primary platform for being scouted or booked for jobs,” says @saraziff. https://t.co/Wma1JFY6TV

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Sometimes it’s like I’m trying to beat the world record for number of times you can make the same mistake over again ... #whyamilikethis

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

I texted a selfie to a friend and almost followed up with, “this was the second shot I took btw 💁🏻‍♀️” as a brag. 😂😂

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

I figured out why I don’t like the smell of ketchup... it reminds me of being poor.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

@chelseaheathh Fitness clients have larger more athletic cut test sizes. PACSUN also picks up a size 8 for most swim shoots.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

I could just be an asshole but this certainly makes me feel better, lol

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Nothing sexier than watching a man peel a mango “the right way” #hotdamn

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

Unless you’re my mom, then it’s a rollercoaster of emotion re predator and prey.

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

@AnthonyKrigbaum Wow... I’m old

[Vanessa Michelle @HookandCrow]

What do you even do with image cds? How do I look at the pictures? I don’t care if this is a stupid question, help me - stoner me