HooksaN

Trying to make days slightly better thru bad jokes. About 70% are from Reddit, Imgur etc. rest are mine #Browncoat for life ( #firefly ) #XBox GT: HooksaN

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WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest

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@ABurghouts @ginacarano It's to do with making a stand against damaging or offensive opinions. If someone supports, say, fascist ideals openly and loudly - saying 'yeah but I still like them anyway' is accepting those views.

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@WHO has anyone checked #Covid19 for a histamine response?

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@XboxMAD Assassin's creed Valhalla.

And ur mum

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At the mo @jacksplayinggames is doing a 12 hour charity gaming stream for a great cause! Check it out and maybe drop some dollar... https://t.co/nOd3Z2tDdw

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My friend Jack Reeve is fundraising for CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably). Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/dCJQoqj6HQ

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XboxMAD Campaigns for Calm. 12 Hour Charity Stream 27th November - Please Share and RT for @theCALMzone #GamingForCALM https://t.co/0geycvqAAu via @XboxMAD

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I love that a Landscaping company got a call from the Trump campaign staff to book a press conference, and they thought;
"oh shit, Haha, they've got mixed up and meant to phone the hotel chain. Not the first time. I should let them know."

but they SAID;
"Sure thing. What time?

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Ok... hol'up.

I get why all the king's men were tasked with attempting to reassemble Humpty Dumpty.

....but who tf thought letting the horses have a go was going to yield results?

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@Tim_Pilcher A lockdown sceptics dating site? Whats it called,
"Ok Stupid"?

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I'm looking for a married woman, who has recently had a big argument with her husband and is currently feeling like he is not giving her the support and love she needs.

...I would like to buy his Golf Clubs from you.

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One bonus of #Lockdown, I finally got my geek den/gym sorted! Thought I'd share a few pics for the fellow #geeks out there.

#Geeky #comics #marvelcomics #dccomics #lordoftherings #LOTR #GOT #GameofThrones… https://t.co/7e56iSuvrl

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@Aleetus @daft_badger I suggest you write again, clearly laying out the issue and asking for return of your deposit. State relevant times and dates.

If you dont get any joy, get a group together that have all been affected and I can do on letter on behalf of the group to try and get everyone sorted

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@Aleetus @daft_badger Did you tell them that you had vacated and did/do not intend to return? Can you contact others in your halls to see if it's happened to them too?

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I know this weekend is going to be a real test for everyone worldwide due to the lockdown... so just remember this. We'll get through this and be stronger for it. https://t.co/IgSdNvJB95

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@daft_badger And then Babylon 5

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@TomkinsBen Yeah but... I had to shave.

I think we can accept it's been rough on all of us... XD

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Well, downside of the whole C19 crap, ski holiday is cancelled.
Plus side, got to get rid of the terrible but necessary ski beard a week early!
#noskiingforme #funny #c19 #corona https://t.co/cLSvYxTfTO