Claire Hooper Fables

Morality tales. And some immorality tales.

[adam rozenbachs @arozenbachs]

There is no better embrace to watch than the "one hugger, one non hugger".

[Claire Hooper @TheClaireHooper]

Backstage at Comic's Lounge. @DamienPower01 doing some sweet gear about parking tickets right now.

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Funniest song ever? I picked mine. http://t.co/PwO2P3k2HO

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Dearest loves. If the two month gaps between fables are too much for you, follow me at @TheClaireHooper for tweets I don't work as hard on.

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@ReidParker_ I love kiwis. My daughter is half kiwi. I should stop bagging her people. It doesn't make me cool. It makes me a bad mother.

[PublicBarComedy @PublicBarComedy]

TONIGHT @ThePublicBar

Claire @HooperFables
Michael @ChamberlinM
@JonathanSchust5
@MrSimonTaylor
@Jackdruce
@MrSammyP eterson

Just $5

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@StephGeschke Melbourne? Not sure. Maybe not hometown again til the Ath on Aug 2.

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Larry the Llama tried to call his ma back after they got cut off, but she called him at the same time. Moral: Be cool. Be the one who waits.

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This Wednesday @HooperFables is back at @ThePublicBar! A killer line up for just $5!

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@leishamccormack meet @heidiol LONDON CONNECTION!

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"I don't care which biscuits. You pick! YOU'LL EAT THEM ALL ANYWAY." barked the dog at his wife. Moral: don't shop when you need the loo.

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HOT! @LizCahalan

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"This phone seems to be broken." said Kevin the Horse to the Telstra guy. Moral: Throwing your phone won't make it load youtube any faster.

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Badger offered to help with his wife's stories. Sadly, his writing, whilst 'good for a badger', was not good enough. Moral: No sex tonight.

[Claire Hooper Fables @HooperFables]

WADE: "New shirt, new strides, I look great!" Said bill bear. "You look like a dickhead" said bob rabbit. Moral: strides are a great word.

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@WorldWideVomit Thanks, you're very kind. Here's a photo of the mug I no longer deserve.

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Little Hen thought that skulling 600mL of iced coffee would impress them. They just dared her to skull a 2nd. Moral: Don't give em ideas.

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Sally sheep asked her boyfriend how she looked. "Not baaaad" he said. Moral: puns make everything great. (Another one from Wade.)

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@ReidParker_ He's got skills, alright.

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Wade: "How do you know if you've shat yourself" asked tony the turtle. His friend terry just walked away. Moral. Don't shit yourself.