Blakealytics 2.0

It’s Hoopers Birthday! Detroit and Michigan sports till I die. #blakealytics

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

I laughed a lot more than I should have. Buddy almost had a stroke

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 AWKWARD — NBC ended its live coverage of the Wisconsin Democratic primary as Milwaukee County officials announced a “tabulation error" in the election data.

Five of nine USB sticks with the absentee ballot results contained only audit logs rather than the actual vote totals.

Officials say it was due to "human error."

The mistake postponed the final vote tally, which miraculously led to Brandon Crowley's victory.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

@RK_DRAFT These are actually sick btw…

Also it comes out 3 hours early on rumble premium, then on YouTube. Win win for everyone (except R*****)

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

All you baseball people are clueless.

[Sportsnet 590 The FAN @FAN590]

"It really rubs me the wrong way that they traded Tarik Skubal... Teams that much in the thick of a race should not be selling."

@jaysonst joins @SNJeffBlair and Kevin Barker to discuss why the Tigers should've kept their expiring ace at the trade deadline.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

Wow Booker

[MrBuckBuck @MrBuckBuckNBA]

The Wall Street Journal: America’s Mortgage King Lost $600 Million and Needed a Rescue - Suns Owner Mat Ishbia

Mat Ishbia made a fortune by running the largest mortgage lender in the country. He used his wealth to buy the NBA’s Phoenix Suns for $4 billion in cash and to build a mansion in Michigan with a trampoline park and rock-climbing wall.

Via:
https://t.co/RviyS7v2qG

Ishbia is in a big trouble now, and it could affect the team in the immediate term.
Bad news for the Suns.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

@nickbaumgardner You ok?

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

It’s called little brother syndrome

[Underwood Leashed @Underwood_szn]

What is the word when someone is miserable and then tries to convince you that everyone else is miserable too,

People who crap on others for being about excited about things they enjoy are the worst people in life.

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

If you think I’m done you’re out of your mind. I have nothing else now, I forget what the rest of my personality was, this is it now. This is all it will ever be.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

@DiamondExtract9 Why

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

Lfg.

Free two wins for lions.

We get to free the demon.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Vikings are naming Kyler Murray their Week 1 starting QB vs. the Packers, per @AdamSchefter.

JJ McCarthy, the No. 10 overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, will be the backup.

[Jarhead Frog @JarheadFrog]

There are 4 reasons you are allowed to cheer on a school:

1. You are an alum
2. You live in the city or state of the school
3. You worked at the school
4. You have immediate family that is alum

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

Pull up @raf_tyler

[Mob @MobHoops]

Yo I’m crying heat twitter was hyping Davion up like Cade ain’t baby him like a lil boy 😭

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Ausar Thompson has been in the gym this summer. 🔥🍿

Poster and the pull-up jumper vs. Cam Boozer.

(via @paigeotto_)

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a star of the Democrat Party…

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

Roddy Gayle will be back

Hausmann will not.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

DCFC!!!!

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

4 Saturdays to kickoff!

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

Oh shit

[ESPN @espn]

DiJonai Carrington was assessed a Flagrant 2 and was ejected from the game after this play.

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

@garypageau @ron_fournier https://t.co/0Gncew3Zvj

[Ron Fournier @ron_fournier]

Good morning from the @GrandHotelMI on Mackinac Island. Here for the #Mackiversary

[Blakealytics 2.0 @HooperPiston313]

I mean come on
https://t.co/0Gncew3Zvj

[Ron Fournier @ron_fournier]

Hello from Michigan, Josh!

Mackinac Island is a lovely place that most hard-working, oft-voting Michiganders never visit. They don’t have the money or the time.

The Grand Hotel in particular is a respite for the 1%