Hoops Wonka

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[HoopLook.com @hooplookstore]

The return of the NBA is just over 50 hours away.

[Ross Pickering @RossPickering]

Made this a while back...

[Laker Memes @LakerMemes]

[PIC] D'Antoni swears it wasn't him.

[HoopLook.com @hooplookstore]

Here's an Austin Daye quote via Commercial Appeal: "It's good to be on the West Coast and also in a city like Memphis."

[Laker Memes @LakerMemes]

Kobe doesn't pass?

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

TONIGHT.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

Phil Jackson in talks with Jay-Z to make Watch The Throne 2.

[Generic Horoscope @Genericscope]

#Gemini doesn't like it when their favourite team loses.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

YEA DA BULLS MAH TEAM CUH THAT BURT ROSE FIIIIINE. #TweetLikeAGirl

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

My name Carlos Boozer. Sharpie Pen? Thas my friend. Color my hairline like a loser, no LeBron, Sharpie mend.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

If Mitch Kupchak was single, Lolo Jones would no longer be a virgin.

[Laker Memes @LakerMemes]

[PIC] The Lakers got Dwight...

[Hoops Wonka @HoopsWonka]

Chuck Norris played wheelchair basketball without a wheelchair.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

Lemme tell you summin' Ernie. Your daughter HOT like spicy chicken. RT @TurnerSportsEJ: the wedding of our daughter

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

Sam Cassell family reunions. #PlacesYouWontFindAWife

[Hoops Wonka @HoopsWonka]

I bet Chris Bosh can't wait to show people his ring.

[Hoops Wonka @HoopsWonka]

Oh, the Orlando Magic won't trade Dwight Howard? I hear that worked out well for them with Shaq.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

They should make a new iPhone commercial with Dwight Howard asking Siri if he's been traded yet.

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

EXCLUSIVE: here is the presentation video Orlando are currently showing to Dwight, according imaginary to sources. http://t.co/A2Fsgv6B

[Lakerholicz.com @Lakerholicz]

Kate Upton will Dougie for me at my request in a Lakers bikini whenever I ring a bell. #thingsthatwillhappenbeforedwightgetstraded