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Everybody love everybody

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@steamedhamms Bloody repeat

[Graham @Hoorayham]

Imagine being SO bad at lying that you get community notes when you're the fucking prime minster

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

I want to protect the price of your pint at the pub.

And now the UK has left the EU, we can do just that.

So we’re bringing in one of the biggest shake ups to the alcohol duty system in the last 140 years.

The plan 🧵👇

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@grantshapps @JustStop_Oil You're an embarrassment

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@backandacross Nasty delivery

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2023 is 51% complete.

[Graham @Hoorayham]

My kingdom for a breeze

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@JLoveRage You mean The Brotherhood of the Travelling Hat?

[Graham @Hoorayham]

On the 13th December 2020 my wife had her virtual baby shower, because you weren't allowed to be with other households indoors 🙃

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

In reaction to this new partygate video, Michael Gove says “I want to apologise to everyone who will think these people are flouting the rules designed to protect us all.”

But he won’t be drawn on whether two of the people involved deserve honours.

[Electoral Reform Society @electoralreform]

No prime minister should be able to appoint their friends and supporters to sit in our Parliament for life. It's time to abolish the House of Lords and create a smaller elected chamber. https://t.co/pHSCVtOczP

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@cookywook If I hold onto you I reckon you could have a good look and then just walk it off

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@TLRailUK So you can't function properly without people constantly working overtime? Weird!

[Graham @Hoorayham]

Oh dear god #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@backandacross Well left Churchy. Take your time.

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@backandacross Friday absolutely seething

[Graham @Hoorayham]

They say it's the way you tell em

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there’s a God.

They finally finish & ask the question.

AI replies: “There is now, mfs!!”

[Graham @Hoorayham]

@HMRCgovuk