Silas P. Pappy

Well I have been around a long time... and I have so many opinions I want to share!

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

@KraftBrand @EatLiquidGold So my server just asked if I'd like extra cheese on my meal tonight and I said sure thing. He just laughed and said who would complain about extra cheese? I told him my doctor wouldnt be too happy about it! #IStartedMyDietButThen #Cheese

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

I plan to run for election on a local, then state, then federal level, my campaign slogan will be, stop mistreating each other and let an old man nap in his oval office dagnabbit! #election #GOP #Democrats #Government #TheTrumpEffect

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

Remember kids, the only people you shouldn’t like are the ones who just beat your favorite sports team! Which in my case means most of the @NFL ! #NFLPlayoffs #NFLWildCardWeekend #PersonalExperience

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

Who here wants to be a part of a great experiment? Everytime someone on television or the internet gives an opinion, we ignore them? Starting...... after you comment on this one. Heh heh! Im a spry old fox! #FakeNews #Infowars @FoxNews @CNN @StephenAtHome @realDonaldTrump

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

Never lose track of how much @Metamucil you’ve had in a day. It’ll keep ya regularly running for the next few days if you’re unlucky! #OneDayAtATime #LifeStories #PersonalExperience #healthyliving

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

Like my Facebook page where I comment on Trump's posts as though I were his uncle. https://t.co/1D4GGSuWvG

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

Alright you damn kids its a new year. I’ll give you one more shot at this for I hafta take care of this meself! #NewYearNewMe #celebrate2018 #2018ready

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

You hooligans see all the hullabaloo about that kilonova thingie? I dont know why youre so excited, its been around almost as long as me! #space #olderthandirt

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Poor baby! Lemme make it all better. In 3...2...

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Earlier today, former President @BarackObama took to Twitter to send out a message of encouragement for 2018.

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

Cold? You call this cold? We used to go streaking in this weather! Then we would all go jump in a pond to make sure none of us had caught a terminal case of wimpitis! #cold #freezing #brrrrr #ExtremeCold #ItsSoCold #WinterIsHere #

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

@realDonaldTrump back in my day, we didn’t have stores let alone an economy. #BackInMyDay #WhatILearnedToday https://t.co/OgCxp5FsmT

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Retail sales are at record numbers. We’ve got the economy going better than anyone ever dreamt - and you haven’t seen anything yet!

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

My granddaughter told me I should get back into singing, so look forward to “sounds of silas”when i get this recording contraption running smooth as butter #DeepThoughtsFromSantaClaus #IAmNotARobot #YouTube #OnceIFigureOutHowToRecord #HowDoIDoThisShit

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

If they wanted to make Fuller House more interesting they should have brought back Danny Tanner but even more vulgar than @bobsaget #FullerHouse #Grandchildrenforcedme #oldmantyping

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

My grandson showed me this damnable show then created this gosh darn photo of me as if I lived there #livingTheDream #Millenials #old #GoingViral

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

@Fox35News @CriticallyTouch Well thanks for following, early sign on bonus I will make sure your #KoolAid isn’t poisoned. #Jonestown #OldThenOldNow #ImNotAshamedtoAdmit

[TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr]

Every day after Christmas I have my annual Boxing Day BBQ. I grill reindeer venison steaks, on a charcoal grill, with my own coal delivered by Santa himself.

Now I'm not saying it's Santa's reindeer, but this tradition did start 8 years ago... and I see a red light in the sky.

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

How do I get followers? Do they just flock me?

[Silas P. Pappy @HoosierGPappy]

I think I got this dewhicky working #oldmantyping #HowDoIDoThisShit #GoingViral #LikeInfluenza1918 #IWasAliveThen #LikeIamNow #HowDoITwitThis