Godspeed, you magnificent bastard

janitor for market socialism, unpaid intern for neo-liberalism. average green marth enjoyer.

[mayo⚝ @ovahflow]

notice how every instakill bp clip is always at the start of the game

[will @will_nba_hater]

Probably cancel my NBA league pass subscription tbh

[🎐 @mugamuuchu]

i no cuck i no cuck i poly papi no no no no i no cuck

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

Michael Tracey when it’s time to defend a rapist or pedophile

[Cartier @CartierFilms]

Nigga How did Martin Jordan Change your life?????

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"

[alexei @alexeixbt]

this guy literally explained the truth about the "ADHD superpower"

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Evens @Evens412550]

I’m dead who made this 😭😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

[⊙ @_theorycel]

Guy who thinks Indo-Aryan means Indian and White

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Wow I came into this article a little sympathetic but was blown away by the selfishness of the author tbh

She lives in a giant Dumbo loft wearing designer. But when it’s time to make sacrifices for equality, it’s quite easy for her to let her daughter take the hit!

[Eira @GundamDoll]

Clocking into your shift at the getting molested by 35 year old white women factory

[Galilean Liberal ✡️🌍🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼🇺🇸🍦 @IsraeliLibPriv]

There's a deadass discussion in the Talmud about a situation where a man is building a Tabernacle and only has 2 walls, and whether he can use a giraffe as the third.

[Chinese Dirlewanger @chudhapa]

this is the unskippable tutorial that plays when you enter Atlanta

[Ａｄｄｙｓｓｅｙ @Uchihaddy]

Absolutely nothing. That’s why I vehemently rebuke the notion that sucking dick is slavery. A man that’s willing to unsheathe his blade in front of a woman is a man that’s making a Faustian bargain that could lead to his own demise. A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust

[PSF | Scratch @ScratchAE__]

“You only like the game because of the gameplay” we need a five year pause on all discourse until we figure out what the fuck’s going on

[nuz @punishednuz]

bro turned away from the fart trail for a second and the game delivered divine punishment

[korey bruh @koreybruhyt]

The phoenix saga will forever be doomed to be rushed and unsatisfying in adaptations because what do you mean we’ve already established the phoenix force before the x-men have even been introduced