Hope

Loyal advocate of the Oxford comma

[Hope @HopeHushon]

Guys I have a really good idea for an app I just need a bunch of money and someone to do all the work [serious]

[Hope @HopeHushon]

@NoahKahan I thought this was a given!!!!

[Mike @MikeDrunkRiders]

Penn State going to have that grass be shorter than Franklin temper after a bad call next week...

[Hope @HopeHushon]

I can’t believe it’s 2025 and we don’t have a fizzy Gatorade. I know it would heal me.

[Hope @HopeHushon]

Riding in the backseat of a Tesla feels like taking one of these gym class scooters down a cobblestone road

[Hope @HopeHushon]

@ric_claire_drip hey, you good?

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good

[j u l i a 🪩 @glaredevils]

like i’m so fucking sorry for party rocking

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”

[barbara johnson stan account @eleanoir]

i think i hate meeting people where theyre at. why are they at there

[B @itsbrittanyrose]

Because someone driving a cyber truck is its own form of birth control

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Yeah, no shit—Michelle Obama tried to do this and Republicans called her a radical communist.

[Hope @HopeHushon]

Girl, you have no idea

[Hope @HopeHushon]

This combination of headlines has serious "end of the world movie" vibes

[Hope @HopeHushon]

I hope you’re not hiding a secret Krabby Patty recipe

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

The entire grammys audience yelling A MINORRRRRRR I KNOW DRAKE SICK

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember when we all thought that Sarah Palin was the peak of human ignorance and stupidity?

Good old days.

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical… special… one of a kind

[Hope @HopeHushon]

Noah gets it

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Mt joy best band in the world