yes and

used as a bait dog.

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@dix_iechick @LisaPetrillo @BreakingNews Made you look

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@Sfirx426 @LisaPetrillo @BreakingNews I was completely bullshitting. I just thought this was like really dull news. I keep post notifications on for this account only, in case something happens, and this post just pissed me off. So, yeah I was just spreading complete bullshit.

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@LisaPetrillo @BreakingNews It only applies to new sign ups

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@BreakingNews That sounds inconsequential

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if i don't go to long john silver's soon I'm gonna have a psychotic break

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

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here's my cchristmas list btw

[yes and @HopeSheSees]

Wake up ✅
Black Rifle Coffee ☕
Sculpt brows with Manscaped trimmer✅
DudeWipe my face clean ✅
Apply some War Paint ✅
Dammit I'm out of Little Bitchy Pussy Oil for my beard ❌
Open carry a bottle of Body Armor ✅

[★ jonathan ivan @jonathanivan]

masculinity is so fragile they have to call an eye concealer War Paint 😭🤡

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@KmaFr_ This is buttcheeks

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Coworkers will do worse.

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

I do find this just amazing

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@lentil_man "You will not convince me he isnt just her bush"

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@PressSec Damn thats heartbreaking

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@YungCrimeScene Flex on em unc!!

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@premiles_ No slang September will be tough. But no humor January? That's a prison sentence!

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@NWSILN Yippeeeeeeeee!!!!

[TheReportOfTheWeek @IAmReviewbrah]

Everything Keeps Getting Worse
https://t.co/ZIhzb6UuwX

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Pause

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!

[Ye Olde Dadass @Mase_en_ohh]

Dr.Pepper drinkers be like...🤢🤮

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☝️🤓 me and who

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A couple of tourists invade the personal space of some elk until one sees them off

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Its horribly fucked up seeing "20y ago" on a YouTube video