.@realDonaldTrump blinks so hard and so often while negotiating, the question is no longer whether he’s trying to get a message out in Morse Code, but who’s holding him hostage. #G20OsakaSummit#TradeTalks
*slams three beers in a row*
Wife: Why are you drinking so fast?
Me: I don’t like this beer.
Wife: That doesn’t make sense.
Me: The faster I get rid of it, the sooner I can go get a six-pack I actually like.