Horatio

Main man of hamlet

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

And now the Kings dead too, and so is Hamlet...so that just kind of leaves me and this Osric fellow alone in a giant castle with three dead royals #imnotstandingtrialforthis

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Oh my lord! The Queens dead, I mean she is deeeeead, one swig and she was out, I’ve heard of a lightweight before but this takes the cake!

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

And now they are fighting or fencing, whatever the correct term is, and now the king is offering his nephew alcohol? While he is holding a sword, man this uncle is wack.

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Well we are at the palace and Hamlet is now waiting for Laertes to pick a sword, seems to be taking all day...

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Seems that a duel is happening now, between Hamlet and Laertes in the castle, I’ve told Hamlet that it’s likely a trap, but who listens to old Horatio? No one...

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Now Hamlet and Laertes are fighting over who is more sad over Ophelia’s death... This could just be me, but that seems a little distasteful on both sides, I mean Hamlet is a great guy but maybe tone it down a little at the funeral... #funeral

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Alright so we were hanging out in the graveyard when all of a sudden, a huge burial procession waltz’s in! And apparently it’s Ophelia’s! Can’t believe she killed herself and getting a Christian burial, must be the queen pulling some ropes...

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Well now we are hanging out in a graveyard, and Hamlet is staring at a skull and monologuing. It’s a little strange I admit, but he’s been under a lot or pressure #mentalhealthgraveyard

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Well, that was not a vacation, as it turns out, it was an execution cruise to England, luckily Hamlet did the old switcheroo on the letters.... so I guess that’s the last we will hear from Guildernstern and Rosecrantz. #executions #executionday

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Okay, so now the King is sending Lord Hamlet Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to England! #vacation #England #

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Alright, apparently the scream was Polonius so, I guess that guy is dead... this place is a nut house

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Man, no one sleeps in this castle, was walking by the queens bedroom, and I hear a scream and a voice proclaiming he’s been killed, I high tailed it out of there for sure. #murderinthecastle

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

To find Hamlet or not to find hamlet, haven’t seen that guy in a while now, apparently he just wanders the castle and makes like 45 minute speeches to himself. #weirdfriend

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Lords of heaven, please wipe away my fond memories from youth all memories of my wretched mother and uncle Adieu adieu!

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

My mother is so weak, she can't even go a couple days without a man by her side. #unstable #didsheevenlikemydad

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Totally hating mom right now. I mean, she doesn’t even care that my dad died, she’s already getting married again I mean, how rude bruh.
#notimpressedmom #player

[Laertes @Laertes73608270]

Hamlet was informed of his father “venture” to the castle and has taken up to find the ghost himself. I pray he doesn’t get himself hurt. Be safe young hamlet, be safe.

[Horatio @Horatio80995293]

Oh my! I just told my main man Hamlet that I saw his dead dad wandering the castle walls, we are gonna hang out tonight looking for ghost... #deaddad #ghosthuntingwiththeboys

[Laertes @Laertes73608270]

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[Horatio @TheBoisInTown]

Me and Marcellus goin out on patrol. Hoping no ghosts of the dead king comes out to spook us lmao. I swear if this thing shows up Imma make it start talkin #vibing