Hammie Hamlet

why did my uncle have to kill my dad #unhealthyfamilyrelationship

Meghan Vanbuuren

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

The duel with Laertes took a big turn! It was like a bloodbath in there! My mom died unfortunately, then Laertes and I got stabbed by a poisonous sword. Once I realized I was poisoned, I stabbed my good old uncle in the back! I'll you in the afterlife Uncle Clauds!

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

I have a little trick up my sleeve. I found a letter to the king that says I should be killed, but I'm going to switch it up and have Guildenstern and Rosencrantz gone in the dirt instead of me! #iamsoclever #smartboy #byebyebye

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@Ophelia39475454 Well it's not like I meant to.......

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@Claudiu08506537 Hey Clauds, I'm back!! Do you have a plan B??

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

I cannot believe this!!!! My dear Ophelia killed herself! Oh my love, how am I going to live without you? I know, at least that I'm not going to move on as fast as my mother. #likemotherNOTlikeson #sadboy

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

I took a little trip to the graveyard tonight and realized that no matter how important we are, we all end up the same at the end, our bones are buried underneath the Earth. #deepthoughtswithhamlet #ishouldbeaphilosophist

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

My trip to England has been cancelled! What a bummer!! Of course a pirate ship had to attack my ship! Oh well, at least I got to learn how to say "Aye Aye Captain"! #sorryclaudius #whatsyourplanB

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

It's time to play a game with Polonius and Claudius. I vote hide and seek. I'll hide Polonius's body and Claudius can try to find it! #familybonding #notreally

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

My mother thought I was crazy so I had to tell her about my plan. She better not snitch on me. #snitchesgetstitches

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

Yikes! I hope that Polonius was praying behind that tapestry! #sosorrybuddy #ikilledmygirlfriendsdad #oops

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

I saw Claudius down on his knees, the perfect time to stab him and end his life but then he wouldn't have to suffer after like my dear old dad, so I had to tell myself to hold back the sword and walk away. #control #heneedstosuffer

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

SCORE! Little King Claudius was spotted running out of the room after watching the play. Hmmm, I wonder why? Maybe he's a little guilty.🤭 #hamlet1claudius0

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

What's the point in living if you are just going to die at the end? If I just bit the bullet, all of my problems would go away. #igot99problemsanddyingaintone

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@Laertes73608270 You have a sister??

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

I think Ophelia has another lover. She's talking about these letters that I gave her, but I don't recall giving her anything, must have been another one of her boys. #shescomplicated #gsshamlet

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

AD: Looking for actors to perform a play for King Claudius about someone getting murdered with ear poisoning. Auditions will take place at 7pm in the castle ballroom. #timetogetrevenge #byebyeclaudius #timetoconfess

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@Claudiu08506537 Why does no one like my new look?

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@horatio273 I just tune him out now

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@HAMLIT29900651 Let's gang up on him

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

@Laertes73608270 The only party boy I know is my uncle