ur. favourite. uncle.

I like long walks on the beach, stealing wives and replacing my brother as king 🤭 Living my best life -v.b

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Well, I'm dead. can't say I didn't see that going. #fortinbrasbetterstayawayfrommythrone #evenwhenimdeadistillruledenmark

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Alright so update on that whole "letting people do my work" ya that didn't work out. Plan b? The wife drank it. Look at the mess you made Hamlet. #shameonyouboy #neverlikedyourvibesanyway #Ishouldveshippedyouofftoamerica

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

As a king, I prefer my work done for me. I'm too important to risk getting my hands dirty. Give these fools some bait and voila, they end up with a poisonous tipped fencing sword and take care of business for me ;) #riplaertestho #dontworryIgotaplanb #hopehamletlikeswine

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Poor pretty Ophelia. She's absolutely mad, I feel awful. She's wandering through the streets chanting songs about her recently deceased father. I rushed the burial of his body and I can see now I should have given her the benefit of a proper burial #sorryopheliathatismybad

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Hamlet you’re like mad mad. Sending you over to England for some soul healing. More for me, I just need a break from your insanity. Hope England treats you well ;)
#itwont #youregoingtogetmurckedoverthere

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@TheBoisInTown @HAMLIT29900651 Meh the old man Polonius needed to shut his mouth sooner or later, this way it's just a little more permanent #Iamnotcomplaining

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@HamletLifeof You spelled innocent wrong

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Hamlet, I get you're salty about this whole dead dad situation, but really? Name-calling? Bro that kinda stings
#callmegreasyonemoretimeandiwillendyourbloodline

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Alright, so maybe the whole 'killing my brother' thing wasn't so cool, but that's what God's mercy is for right? The guy should cut me some slack. #Cainyouwouldbeproud
#stillabosskingtho #probsstillgoingtoheaven

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

I don't know what Polonius meant by Hamlet in love...more like disturbed. You did a number on this one old hamlet. I've decided to..help him by shipping the kid off to England. You know, far away. #IsweartogodifHamletcomesformythronehesnext

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

If only they understood my emotions. Do I act on these revengeful wishes my father asks of me or not, does that make me a coward? He has asked me himself to avenge his death. I will perform my father's death in front of my uncle, then I'll know if he becomes pale #act2s2summary

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Hamlet, I hear you think you have a chance with Ophelia. HA! Going all crazy while she was sewing in her chambers the other night. Nice move. Maybe if you had your uncle's wits and charm you'd have a chance. #weak #thatsembarassing

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Has someone put something in the wine or has hamlet always been this crazy? Go find your hat kid.
#getagrip #thisisactuallyhilariousforme
#opheliacandobetter

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

To all the keepers above, heaven, earth, and even hell! I will remember you! My poor father, the poor ghost, I can't forget you. I'll free my mind of its cluttered messes and only keep it clear for your wishes. In Denmark, I now know that evil can smile and lie. For you, father.

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@hammiehamlet Are any of those things really that bad? I’m partying for the both of us kiddo. #buzzkill

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@HamletLifeof @RudeGert Pft, lose? I’m not sure I know how to do that #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@RudeGert Are you really mad at me for raising the roof? #girlsmad

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

Brother dies? Party. War?? Party. If having a good time is a disease than boy oh boy I’m as sick as ever 😎😎#Hamletyoumad? #Imkingandyourenot #onlythecoolkidsareinvited 🤭

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@Laertes73608270 Threat? No, was just a suggestion. #definitelywasathreat

[ur. favourite. uncle. @Claudiu08506537]

@HAMLIT29900651 @Laertes73608270 Let’s ask your mom about that one huh boy? #Iownyou