Horatio Coles

Small Dachshund. This account has never been anything to do with the Rev. Richard Coles.

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

Been a long time, hasn't it.

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@crockerthoughts Overshot the mark now though

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@crockerthoughts
*wags tail and barks*
*barks a bit more*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@crockerthoughts I was the six hundred and sixty sixth

[Rev David Coles @RevDavidColes]

Horatio will be contemplating “Wag your tail rather than wag your paw”. His understanding of judgementalism. With me, Sunday Nightcap, @FinedonRadio 7pm to 9pm every Sunday.
https://t.co/UUmOdt84WP

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@WearyWithToil *barks*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@AudColes Subjective opinion.

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@thebrainofspock
*weakly*
I think I'll be ok.

*sad look*

*turns round and winks*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

I'm still here too.

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

*raises ears* https://t.co/Io6zk2UeL5

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@corrie_corfield
*wags tail*
*attempts proud father look*
*fails*
*wanders off*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@polyexna Oooh... I could chomp one of them up a treat @RevDavidColes

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

*wags tail at well-wishers*
*actually it was almost anothing at all*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

Puppies...
*slightly disinterested face*
@TripeUK's #TripeDog2015 competition
*enthusiastic face*
In it to win it...
#VOTEFORH top #trump

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

I say @TripeUK, am I too late to enter #TripeDog2015... slipped my mind with all the puppy stuff going on...

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

I'd love to be #TripeDog2015 because #tripe gives a dog stamina... and I'm a natural successor to Pong.
*not that I need tripe*
*smirks*

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

Throws imaginary doggie hat into the #tripedog15 ring... @AudColes says it's my chance of the title this year on account of you know what...

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

@cindynorth1 Just dishes she says...
but I am a dog with an imagination.

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

When did reproduction become associated with sin?
What silly humandog came up with such prudish nonsense.
I know what Genesis says...

[Horatio Coles @HoratioColes]

Kippers can only temporarily hide, what sinful pheasants do...