Mat Horlock

Just taking one day at a time and enjoying them as much as possible. Keeping the faith.

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@kinyenoC Seeing as "Mrs" Obama is a dude, they're right. She's a whole woman.

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@100glitterstars It's only because saying "thank fuck he's gone" is frowned upon.

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@MarkJCarney Says the man that nearly ruined the UK and has now started to finish the job of razing Canadia that Trudeau started

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@KTHopkins

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@bphillipsonMP Can't hear you over all those dog whistles...

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@jamiesingapore @cannock666 @AngelaRayner Quick! Tell the USA that we have political problems...and OIL to exploit!

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@AngelaRayner It would be so inspiring had you not fucked it up totally the last time. Besides, shouldn't we be preparing for a General Election now?

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@andyburnham Rather shit in my hands and clap near my face, you no-mark lowlife.

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@NatalieFleetMP Raising kids out of poverty!?
Your chancellor raised it to bring more people into taxable income. She screwed the working class over truly.

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@rickygervais Loved the one about welcome to London, the stab vest bit had me laughing like a school boy at a pair of boobs.

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@UKLabour Start with veterans.
Oh wait!! You're too busy making their lives hell by getting them charged with crimes they didn't commit.

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@Ed_Miliband Absolute bullshit.
They buy, knowing you will subsidise them to turn the fucking things off!!!!
There are idiots, clowns, fools, then you, you fucking buffoon!!!!!!

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@sophielouisecc It isn't the manager that loses matches, it's the players. They miss tackles and interceptions they'd easily make for their team. They like the glory, but don't want to ruin their club playing chances. Wankers the lot of them.

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@PolitlcsUK Or save billions by not paying the energy companies subsidies to not run the windmills...

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@andyburnham Every person a @UKLabour plant to blow smoke up your arse.

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@MrSugden2 Up his arse? Please.

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@UKLabour Then drop all your stupid ideas you've presented so far and actually WORK for the people you claim to represent. Fucking champagne communist.

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@KevinCraigUK @Keir_Starmer A loathsome, vile anti-british panjandrum that has ruined a lot of things in this country. Everyone is smiling because he's fucking off - finally.

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@andyburnham Would you be kind enough to cancel to two-tier policing and tell officers to apply the law equally to everyone, regardless of their backgrounds?

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@PippaCrerar The most hated man in Europe right now.