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[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

"@bbcscitech: Company bids to trial GM insects http://t.co/oRqCl6J0Is" awesome technology that will reduce insecticides - Good work science.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Car salesmen are shitbags. Not some, not most, every last one of them. Couldn't lie straight in bed. Retreat if you sell cars. #shitbags.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

"@MarsCuriosity: Due to the gov't shutdown, all public NASA activities/events are cancelled" give me the controller, I'll drive it for a bit

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

If you've got a job in a church or you're female you probably won't get prosecuted for being a paedo- http://t.co/XrCchJmDn5.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

"@bbcscitech: Bob Geldof set to travel into space http://t.co/OGUaoCd82b". Good riddance.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

@Bendablue ; Lacist.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Gout is the new Rickets.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

@BGostelow oh yeah - the one with cowboys? That Will Smith is hilarious.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

@BGostelow I don't understand the Pitbull reference; are you talking a pitbull or the Pitbull? If only Twitter allowed me to write bigger po

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

@BGostelow - you just described the basic premise of a script I'm working on; Hoverkid Downunder. It's about solving crimes on a hoverboard.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

I hope they can afford a decent condo in Florida; "@bbcscitech: US to retire research chimpanzees http://t.co/gp3oNcUF13"

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Carbon neutral fair trade organic whale meat. #nomarket.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Writing a screenplay where Tone Loc finds himself in an alternate reality where the Medina is neither funky nor cold. #fishoutofwater.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

John Malkovitch is only famous because of that film - the one where he's a jewel thief.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

"...doesn't kill you will only make you stronger"? Not going to the gym won't kill you and is the exact opposite of getting stronger. Idiot.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

A toothless tiger would still kill the shit out of you. Fact.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Hey nerd I just saw, here's an algorithm for you;
If (your.age> 30){
Riding.razorscooter != cool
}

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

Instead of investing in preventing climate change, we should spend money on immediate threats - such as meteor drilling/bomb rigging teams.

[horn3t brown @Horn3tB]

@mangred in which bollywood film did Christopher Walken sing "don't like their spicy food, that chick was clearly a dude, with a wig"?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Favourite if you're clinging to the irrational hope of an afterlife,
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