Matthew Horner

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@lukemcgee Mentioning XG immediately invalidates anything you have to say about “understanding football”

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@nocontextfm1 Why the fuck would Pep ever take the job on? He’d be mad to

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@AdamDobson_14 @sh4unh__ @paulm_davis What’s annoying me is that he obviously isn’t any good. We’re wasting time we don’t have. Look at that playing history, if he had anything about him then surely one of his last 5 teams would have seen it?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@AdamDobson_14 @sh4unh__ @paulm_davis But that’s the point - we don’t have the starters yet! We’ve not got a first 11, concentrate on that before we’re dredging the unemployment queue?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@AdamDobson_14 @sh4unh__ @paulm_davis Why should we give him a chance though? It’s an embarrassment that we’re getting these lads to pull on a shirt for us- if this is the level of recruitment we can expect then we’re in non league after this season

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@paulm_davis If this is the best we can manage - a trial for a kid that was in a side relagated from the national league north then we should just shut up shop. It’s insulting at this point expecting fans to back this

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@danceyrselfdean I expected to open that review and see that it still got 6.8

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@BladeoftheS The only information Tesco get off me with a clubcard is what I buy in Tesco. Which they know anyway, cos I shop in Tesco. Grow up

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@soiledballot69 @AliArthPainter Why would sending someone a birthday card tell you they lived in social housing? It don’t say Council House #293736251 on the address?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@22GrandPod That’s a right blast from the past - I had that Arctic Monkeys poster on my bedroom wall when I was 16 😭

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@Matt_Stike I’ve watched this so many times but it still makes me smile. I just love how the audience basically force him into singing the song as recorded

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@NickAmes82 How is that a minor issue?? Honestly - it’s fucking ridiculous

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@ILoveSnooker_ He expects to pot everything, to be brilliant every time. I don’t see that as him being a dickhead, more him expecting more from himself

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@RotherhamUnited Of course the link doesn’t work

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@Miss_Snuffy I’m so fed up of saying this - people (myself included) use breakfast clubs to get to work on time! I start work at half 8, my daughter’s school starts at the same time so breakfast clubs are a godsend. Why is this so hard for people to wrap their head around?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@BrunoLimaBRSL @forallcurious They were 4000 miles above the surface in fairness

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@manwsring @jessalinecaine You’ve not read that carefully have you?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@Keir_Starmer If it’s this easy to stop people entering Britain why are you persisting with this one in one out nonsense? Unless you’re just trying to work up some good publicity for your absolute car crash of a government with a cheap stunt?

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@louisecoatesuk @kokeshimum Must have touched a nerve 😆

[Matthew Horner @Horner1989]

@wessextwo @kokeshimum It’s certainly why I do it. I start work at 8:30, so does my daughter’s school; can’t be in two places at once so a 7:45 breakfast club is a godsend. Small sample size I know but it’s also why the majority of other parents in the queue at drop off do it too.