Euan🔰

[Alex 😵‍💫 @waxadaid]

Me & Davie Moyes after I’ve paid 25k to sit on the Everton bench

[🫍 (🇨🇦) @WockeshaV2]

Luke Shaw been Utds LB since I was 9

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Automatic translation has made me realize that every man lives the same life 😭

[Nils 🤠 @neilbgg]

Les gars je vais mourir de rire comment on n’a pas vu ça 😭

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[pob @_PEN67]

Jesus jack there’s a lassie on this tin

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

What the gyros sees as it rotates

[milk @milkinhisbag]

how the head of hr at my company looks at me when coldplay announces new tour dates

[J @jkav02]

When I was 16 I had to use FUTBIN to solve SBCs ffs they should not be able to vote🤣

[Your Hair Shorter Than Mines @_StillTheShawn]

Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler

[Toby @BHA_Toby7]

#BHAFC

[Pargey @PargeyBCAFC]

Oldest trick in the book 🤣🤣 #socceraid

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Les Ferdinand chatting absolutely shite.

I have not seen one “Black TV presenter.”

Wait until the end…🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Buckley @MichaelBuckle17]

And there we have it, the worst Thursday of all time

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

What ever happened to just wearing number 6 or 8? the games gone man.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Tell me about it Ye. He’s a nightmare for that 🐔

[miles 🩻 @virgilvanfreak]

Salah looking like a gay nigga from LA

[George Elek @GeorgeElek]

Aaron Ramsey's next two games in charge of Cardiff will be against James Morrison's WBA and Jack Wilshere's Norwich.

What kind of Barclaysman alternate universe is this?