who?

i'm just a squirrel in love with a grasshopper

[Dick Scurvy @DickScurvy]

Her: Is this the first time you’ve put-on a condom?
Me: [nervous laughter]

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I'm looking down at your moral high ground from my higher, moraler ground.

[who? @HotAssBroad]

@thekjohnston If only people had that intuition... tr*mp wouldn’t be where he is.

[who? @HotAssBroad]

@GillyHx3 @IvoryGazelle @IAmMardikins Me too, my wife gets frustrated with me :)

[Twisha 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻 @Kenner1234]

@DGComedy Ready for a president who:
1. tells the truth.
2. puts country over party.
3. isn't a sexual predator and a grifter.
4. understands "republic".
5. is honored to serve the people who hired him.
6. sees treason as unconscionable and punishable.
Sexual orientation? Not on the list.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Everybody knows that Trump is as crooked as a broken nose and as dumb as a fencepost. Just quit shitting around and get him the fuck out of there."

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Watching Trump, I realize I should’ve taken more psychology classes.

[Sarah Wood @sarahwoodwriter]

If Trump wants to hear cheers at a UFC fight, put him in the ring.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Trump: “They booed me at the Nationals game. I bet they’ll love me at the UFC fights though...”

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

New York, New York. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere... Trump can’t.

[Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell]

Well, to make a long story short: oh fuck.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Speaker Nancy Pelosi owns three of the most iconic moments of the past three years, and they all show her owning trump.

Now that we've lost the Honorable Rep. Elijah Cummings, she OWES it to him to finish the job, so he can truly rest in peace.

FINISH HIM.
#PelosiOwnsTrump

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This is what a leader looks like.

[who? @HotAssBroad]

#TrumpMeltdown is exactly why we need better mental health care

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

Again, I will say that I am a 21-year Army veteran who just retired last year. And with all that experience, I would go to war for Greta Thunberg before I would for Donald Trump. Commander-in-Chief, my ass. #GretaThunbergOutdidTrump

[who? @HotAssBroad]

@realDonaldTrump If you have a sadist man like you in charge with ignorant followers, we have nothing.

[who? @HotAssBroad]

@realDonaldTrump Go Fuck yourself #45

[who? @HotAssBroad]

I just pledged that no business should be allowed to discriminate! That’s why I’m standing with @HRC to ensure businesses must be #OpenToAll. Take action: https://t.co/hkwQ9BS27y.

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

I can't tell you why I judge people on the amount of sugar they put in their coffee, only that I most certainly do.

[who? @HotAssBroad]

@karen12steps Deep breaths, you got this