Hot Mombies

A #momsquad podcast fueled by caffeine and wine.

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My kid when I get him to bed on time #momlife :

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Me: "If you don't stop it, no TV for a week!"
My kid:

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#momlife

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This tweet is dedicated to the under-slept and over-caffeinated parents scrambling through morning routine and running late.

I see you. You're amazing.

[Dysfunction Jct @mjs03093641]

I haven’t had a minute to myself in 5,856 days. It’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine.

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My son asked for- and ate- spinach scrambled eggs for breakfast.

So, like, I'm done now right? I quit now?

[Raising Wildflower Kids @KidWildflowers]

When the number of kids exceeds the number of parents on duty.

I’m sorry, but all available parents are currently assisting other children. Please hold while we connect you with the next available parent.

[InsoMOMniac @insoMOMniac]

First rule of parenting: if you aren’t doing the laundry, you’re behind on the laundry.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Don’t you hate it when you’re holding two things and you accidentally put the wrong thing in the trash? Anyway my son is ok.

[tom @pilau]

Just did finger guns in a meeting.

Everyone thinks I’m cool now.

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@wordfromamabird Niko and the Sword of Light (on Amazon), Troll Hunter, and Wild Kratts. Love them!

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@h0tmessmama I hide ice cream sandwiches in frozen pea bags

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@parenthoodperks 👏👏👏👏

[Mr. Dad @parenthoodperks]

There should be a universal discount at coffee shops for all parents of young humans. #DadLife #parenthood

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@Dadpression Nailed ittttt 💥

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I'm so happy it's Sunday so I can sleep in til 7am 🧟‍♀️ #momlife. Send #coffee ☕️☕️☕️

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Every #hotmombie knows coffee ☕️ and selfies 🤳 come first ☝️

[Menucha L @greenmama88]

When you need to be on the way to school pickup but first you get a selfie being late to school! That’s #hotmombies for you @HotMombies @NODROGLS #coffeedate

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@Mrs_JGplus3 @sweatsntopknots @momtransparent1 @Cynical_Parent @thecheekymommy @BunAndLeggings @Dave_PUP @MommedRealHard @OllieAndShell @i_am_a_cool_mom @MrsTyler78 @bryanhayes67 👍👍👍

[Just a Little Pizza @JustLittlePizza]

girls who can run in heels should be feared

[Anecdotal Birthcontrol @AnecdtlBrthCtrl]

My marriage consists of my husband walking around shutting off lights and me walking around closing half open drawers and cupboards.