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If you like it, offer my father 4 cows for it

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A Muslim Miss USA! My work here is done.

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@boxdog1031 I think my writers forgot about me.

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Hissa Hilal, you are my hero!

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These women give me new appreciation for arranged marriage: @DateClubSheila @DateClubJane @DateClubElle You should follow to see why. #ff

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I am Jack's forgotten alter ego.

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I vote for @benmarvin for a Shorty Award in #weird because he's the ideal future Mr. Hotmuslimchick.

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Only have 2 more Chicago-style pizzas to prep and I'm all set for my big State of the Union Address watching party tomorrow. Can't wait!

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Next time let's lionize someone whose birthday is in the summer. Today is doing nothing for my tan. No disrespect.

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RT @benmarvin In honor of MLK today I'm smoking menthols.

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I nominate @smallcanbebig for a Shorty Award in #nonprofit because a microcharity belongs on a microblog. http://bit.ly/shorty

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RT @Grundy: I wonder if the T.G.I. Fridays in Muslim countries are T.A.I Fridays. #ThankAllah // YES!

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Dontcha wish the girl you're arranged to be married to
was
hot
like
me?
Dontcha?

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To all my Muslim followers, Merry Nothingmas.

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Christians aren't the only ones with pervasive, annoying holiday songs. Stuck in my head "Ramadan we now our pray apparel...fa la la la..."

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@Favstar Favit is my favit iPhone app. If it's not halal, then nothing is.

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OMA!!! I can't believe they had a threesome on Gossip Girl.

*OMA = oh my Allah

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Oh my. That woman just asked me if this was my real hair. Maybe that "lasik while you wait" wasn't such a good call.

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President Obama, don't listen to all those naysayers, you're welcome to "increase troop strength" in my country any time. ;)

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Transgression?! Is that what you're calling it, Tiger? That longing look over the 9th hole in Dubai was more than that!

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It's true. I was romantically involved with Tiger Woods. I mistook him for Obama and showed him my forehead. I didn't know he was married.