Geof

Bears fan | Grandfather | SEMPER FI 🎖️ | Retired Diesel Mechanic

[Spud “12-gauge” Winfield IV @jakerogersmeat]

Temu shaver just cut my sack open and I really fucking wish I was kidding

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

Trayvon Martin would have likely been one of the astronauts selected for the Artemis 2 if George Zimmerman hadn't shot him

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

What can you say. Tiger Woods doesn’t hate to take a couple Percocet’s. Put the windows down and go for a cruise. That’s TGL
That’s baseball.

-People’s

[Geof @HotTakesDeMarco]

@Return_Of_RB @JeffNadu Champion, keep your head up. We all make mistakes

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

*Alabama is trying to go on a national championship run*

Aden Holloway:

[Amish Dude @amishdude]

Just got divorced

[Geof @HotTakesDeMarco]

@ryanhammer09 Iowa state lol. A bunch of entitled choke artists that won’t sniff anything past round of 32. Don’t shoot the messenger fuck head

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Timothée Chalamet has reportedly fallen down the stairs at the #Oscars.

(Source: @TheAcademy)

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

We’ve seen this once before, we won’t let it happen again. Lawyer up @Vikings @NFL

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

I watched Maxx Crosby ghost inhale a cigar after TNF. That’s all the physical I would need to trade for him.

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

They said Maxx Crosby blew Black N Mild smoke in Eric Decosta’s face

[𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 @Hamilton_DPOY]

The deed has been done

[Geof @HotTakesDeMarco]

BREAKING: Former Superstar WR Chase “Mapletron” Claypool is signing with the #Vikings in what many are expecting to be a record setting four-year deal worth 135M. #NFL #Freeagency

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heartbreaking: Cowboys star QB Dak Prescott has broken up with his fiancée Sarah Jane Ramos while they were on their joint bachelor and bachelorette parties in the Bahamas this weekend.

The two were set to get married in April and share two daughters together, aged 2 years and 10 months

Very sad 😔💔

[Lunar Surfer @TheLunarSurfer]

@MarkJCarney @TeamCanada

[Geof @HotTakesDeMarco]

@JDBunkis Silver medal behavior

[Geof @HotTakesDeMarco]

@scottcwheeler If Canada loses you have to do a naked lap around your crib and film it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

NEWS: Darryn Peterson’s camp has filed for trademarks on the terms “DNP” and “DNPeterson”.