HotMessLes

Air Force veteran, conservative, mother, 2A supporter

[FO𝕏 YOU @F0XYOU]

Jimothy spotted sporting a new do. 👀

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Out of curiosity, I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque.

They were called "Bomb Jovi", and I thought they were brilliant.

They performed songs like:
"Losing My Head Over
You"
"Rocket Launcher Man"
"You're Six, You're Beautiful, and You're Mine"

Their last song,
"Living on a Prayer Mat," almost brought the house down!

Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so l asked him…

"Can you burn me a copy?"

Well... that was when the trouble started.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"This was a place where God mercifully answered their cries." https://t.co/r3OoisVwcw

[Gabi🌻 @GabiNga1]

White Girl Summer ✨💥✨

[KAIRO @TakersMaker1]

A lady is going viral for showing expressions of how her boobs will be feeling in different types of bras

Fellas, we have it easy. I just watched this and the face she made has me laughing hard 🤣

Ladies, y'all need a collective hug,if this is true.

[ℳ𝒜𝒢𝒜_𝒳_𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒟𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌𝓈🇺🇸 @MAGA_X_Times]

😂😂😂 “Good thing it’s all the same in the dark… Right, Harold?!”
This lady is an absolute HOOT — midlife menopause marriage humor at its finest! If you’re over 40 (or know someone who is), you’re gonna lose it.
Check her out on Instagram 👉 @tmitammi for more TMI messy midlife stories and unsolicited wellness updates that will have you cackling.
Tag your bestie who needs this energy right now! 🔥

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Experts are warning that untreated Hantavirus can now develop into "Long Hanta™".

Symptoms include:

• Switching pronouns every few hours.
• Rotating non-US flags in your bio.
• Demanding boosters for diseases nobody has.
• Preaching "trust the science" while rejecting actual data.
• Sudden allergies to sunlight, red meat, and properly functioning mitochondria.

Luckily, Pfizer has a 14-dose subscription vaccine ready; complete with a free virtue-signaling tote bag and a reflective digital badge so everyone knows your status.

Stay safe out there, you performative fucking retards!

[Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro]

WATCH: In a Facebook Live stream, Sinclair-owned CBS Austin multimedia journalist @VinnyMartorano refuses his bosses' order to spin and downplay the rally in support of the U.S.-Israel strikes on Iran.

In the video, Martorano is seemingly practicing for a live shot and noting that people were "celebrating the attack. He's then hand a phone:

CREW MEMBER: [Hands him a phone]

MARTORANO: What does that mean?

CREW MEMBER: It means they don't want us to focus on this.

MARTORANO: [Shrugs] All right. [Hands the phone back] Well, I am.

RALLY CHANTS: Thank you Trump! Thank you Trump! Thank you Trump! Thank you Trump! Thank you Bibi! Thank you Bibi! Thank you Bibi! Thank you Bibi!

(...)

MARTORANO (presumably in the live shot): All right. There are a lot of mixed opinions across Austin about the joint attack between the United States and Israel against Iran that happened earlier this morning. Some people like this group behind me are thanking Trump and the United States government for following through with this attack against Iran.

[Wildfire Whispers @WildfireWhisper]

Omg this is my new favorite couple of all time!!

I’m laughing so hard!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

This guy absolutely nails it.
3 minutes of truth bombs.

[HotMessLes @Hot_Mess_Les]

@PolitiBunny Too late. Y’all already elected her.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

FLASHBACK:

Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission.

Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in

Qatar by the CIA.

Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.

It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.”

Obama and Hillary committed TREASON!

THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not.

Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo.

Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal.

So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

I used to get nagged nonstop by my husband for buying two robot vacuums.
Now he’s gone and turned them straight into tanks 🙂

[General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn]

If you don’t listen to Ms. Catherine Austin Fitts, you need to start paying attention.

Her @solari_the report is worth reading all the time.

[🌺🌸🇺🇸✝️MAR✝️🇺🇸🌸🌺 @mamacita4life2]

I love when pets get reunited with their person!!💕💕

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

🤣😂WHY DO I FIND THIS HILARIOUS??

🧐 Me thinks I might have to make my husband do this!!!

[Cloud @Cloud1a7]

😆😂

[Patricia 🇺🇸 @1109Patricia]

This is how I will always see Hakeem every time he speaks now.

[JMG @JMGmanAZ]

@RichOToole

[HotMessLes @Hot_Mess_Les]

Hung, I know you’ll make the best under secretary the U.S. Navy has ever had!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: US Senate ADVANCES the confirmation of Hung Cao as Under Secretary of the Navy, 52-47. He's about to be formally CONFIRMED.

Cao is a bad*ss.