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tax frog

[Aaron @Hotdogboy44]

"pack of menthols please"

"it's gonna cost you more than tha-"

[m ☘︎ ݁˖ @euphoryashi]

geldi
denizi seyretti
ve gitti

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

He knew the cops would never.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Guy who promised to 'fix everything on day one' cant even fix a pool that wasn't broken in the first place.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The allegations in the Cornell sexual assault case are deeply disturbing and gut-wrenching. Cornell University has failed this survivor.

I fully support Governor Hochul's decision to name Attorney General James as special prosecutor in this case and look forward to the complete and extensive investigation that is to come. 

Accountability and justice cannot simply be values, they must also be delivered.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

There's a special place in hell for people who abandon their pets.
To leave behind an animal that spent its whole life believing you were home is a level of cruelty I will never understand.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Somebody in your house thinks you are the best thing that ever happened. They have four legs and no reason to lie.

[jack @fireatmyheeIs]

are we serious man

[Ella Maulding @ellamaulding]

This is the problem with old people in office. They don't care what happens to our country because they will not live to see the damage. Politicians should be 30-45 years old. It's actually criminal that 80+ year olds are representing us.

[ewemoder🐑🏳️‍⚧️ @twinkrot]

if i see "apply on company website" im not bothering. im not creating a fuckin account for your company website so you can say "fuck off mate you didn't get the job" and then keep my personal information on file for like 6~12 months for no reason

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

top 10 it come with egg roll moments

[Trimagasi! @Trimagasi_lly]

Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I've injected you with a fluid that does nothing. Good luck.

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

if a nigga starts a message off with a “yoo” it means he’s gonna ask u for something

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[pantalone of subtwt @heliumkcals]

it's so repulsive when people moan from food

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Weighing the pros and cons