Hottie Problems

Two hot girls sharing the trials and tribulations of being hot. It's a rough life

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Just pinning workouts on Pinterest doesn't make you any skinnier, bitch #ActuallyHaveToDOThem

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

I created a work out routine for while I'm at work. Wonder what the guys watching the security cameras think.. #HottieProblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

I work out and tone my ass until I'm hot enough to get offended when guys appreciate it

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

There's a difference between hot and trying too hard. You crossed that line when you showed up to the volleyball court in stilettos.

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

A convertible top is my hair's worst enemy #HottieProblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Spending more time looking in your side mirrors and rearview mirror than watching the road. #CanYouBlameMe

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Being sexy has it's downfalls.. I just can't think of any right now.. #IllGetBackToYa

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

If you put half as much effort into getting ready as you put into starting twitter drama, you'd almost be on my level #ComeJoinMeUpHere

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

You don't even get considered for a job 'cause the jealous girls there tore up your application.. #hottieproblems #donthatemecuzimbeautiful

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

I feel bad when I'm out somewhere and I see girls with their boyfriends. It's not their fault they keep staring at me.. #HottieProblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Being able to make WALMART CLOTHES look hot. #hottieproblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

I got fired from a job I had for 3 years and never got in trouble. Coincidentally it was after I had a conversation with my boss' boyfriend.

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

If you're interviewing for a job with a female boss, good fucking luck. #IdKeepLooking #JealousyIsABitch #HottieProblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

People probably think I have a bladder problem. Really, I just need to make sure I still look flawless. #needmoremirrors

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Stopping at every mirror you pass. You never know what atrocity could happen to your hair in between #HottieProblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Get tagged in pictures: automatically receive like 90 new friend requests. #AllGuys #WhoWouldveThought

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Ugly girls constantly assume they're smarter than me. There's no relationship between being ugly and being smart. #BITCH

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

I'm more inclined to like you if you're wearing sunglasses because then I can look at myself #hottieproblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Spending hours getting ready with my friends so guys notice us while we're ignoring them. #hottieproblems

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Not knowing what to wear because everything just looks so good on you #majorlifedecisions #cantdecide #priorities #hottieproblems