Your Ex's New Girl

Tweeting what every new girlfriend is thinking about the ex girlfriend. It's not my fault he upgraded :)

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

I feel as though I've started a new girlfriend revolution. Quotes about hating the new girlfriend only exist so exes can sleep at night

[Lindsey✨ @linz_bowles]

Absolutely loving @ExsNewGirl. She always says the EXACT same things that go through my head.

[Bitch Brunette @bitchbrunette]

UPDATE: Walking by my ex and his new gf (I'm sweaty and gross from running and she's all made up) and he still looks at my ass when I pass.

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Lucky for me, it's easy to scroll to my 1st tweet and scroll to the lovely lady in my last tweet's 1st and see who was here before who

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

@MyNewGfProbz I actually followed you because I've had this account forever and thought it was funny you had the same issues but whatever.

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Pulling up facebook pictures of yourself and your boyfriend's ex to really, in depth, see who is hotter. #YouKnowYouveDoneIt #AlwaysHotter

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Add another failed relationship to the list of reasons why I'm better than you. #ListIsGettingPrettyLong

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life.

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

There are worse things I could be than dead. For example, I could be you. #KillMeNow #JustGotTheChills

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Retweeting everything I say so that you don't have to say it yourself and look like the bitchy new girlfriend. #WhatImHereFor #TeamUpgrade

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you look at all of your boyfriend's exes and wonder if maybe you're actually ugly too. #Nope #JustThem

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Wanna emphasize that this account is for FUN and to laugh about the shit girls get from their boys' exes. NOT to obsess over them. #Jesus

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Happy birthday, bitch. Don't let the cake go to your thighs like everything else has. #FatAss

[Hottie Problems @HottieProblems]

Just pinning workouts on Pinterest doesn't make you any skinnier, bitch #ActuallyHaveToDOThem

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

Your ex told me today that he wishes he could go back in time and just date me first instead of wasting his time with his exes #suckstosuck

[Young Wife Life @youngwifelife]

Seeing that hubs' ex is consistently getting huger and huger >>> Karma sure is a bitch, ain't she @ExsNewGirl

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

#ThatAwkwardMoment you were stalking my twitter and accidentally hit follow. #HappensToTheBestOfUs #CantHelpStalkingTheNewGF

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

If love was a bridge, you guys built that shit WRONG. #KiddingButNot

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

What pisses you off more? Watching your ex start his life with a new girl or knowing that girl is hotter than you? #SorryNotSorry

[Your Ex's New Girl @ExsNewGirl]

You are such a lovely shade of orange #SaidNoOneEver #TooMuchTanning