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#Astros | #USMNT

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Only losers cheer for the dodgers because they desperately need a win in their life

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They’re so gay about cigarettes here

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it's also because of the ball

[BLUEPRINT @streetswize]

Modern football doesn't allow for that kind of artistry anymore.

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Basically what communist countries do. Block the superior products from abroad and force people to buy domestic which leads to lack of domestic innovation and jealousy of those not restricted

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

We support open-source AI and the innovation it unlocks. But open source is not open season on American IP. When PRC firms conduct covert, industrial-scale distillation attacks that cross the line into IP theft, sanctions and Entity List designations will be on the table.

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@M_cope1991 because everything has to be about them and their petty grievances

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The French defense hasn’t looked this bad since WW2

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waste and fraud

[Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig]

EXCLUSIVE -- VP arranged for his elementary school son to be flown in a military helicopter -- for a golf lesson across town. @SecretService detail is getting "fed up" with Vance family entitled protection expectations and last minute travel
W @VaughnHillyard

https://t.co/AuoEMGXint

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@M_cope1991 Ensure victory and then just giving it away?

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@mikeduncan Fernando Torres is the answer

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Senator Lindsey Graham dying is tragic. At the youthful age of 71 you’d think he would have 3-4 terms left in him

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@theiaincameron Another fun one

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Iran v New Zealand is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries are the sole wild home of a globally recognisable animal.

Iran has the last Asiatic cheetahs. New Zealand has the kiwi.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

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@theiaincameron And a third

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Netherlands v Japan is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries have capital cities with neighbourhoods below sea level.

Amsterdam is famously below sea level. Tokyo has “zero-metre zones” protected by flood defences.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

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@theiaincameron The other is that Scotland and Haiti are both nations taking up the smaller and more mountainous bit of an island that they share with a more powerful neighbor

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In a bar in Houston and it’s like Paris in 1940. Just taken over by Germans

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@roblmn The two peoples will stay close after a 2-2 draw

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@elonmusk I think this is a good selling point for Mars $SPCX

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A practical guide to assessing bear attack risk

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@senor_crappy I’ll root for Germany for any reason I want

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@anishmoonka Alright so I was having sushi the other night and of course my cat was prowling around. I tried to give him a slice of ginger and he made one of those funny faces. So was that from the smell or the taste?

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I’m sorry. A *what* cob??

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Faggot cob, chips, roast potatoes and gravy at Coalville Town @CoalvilleTownFC

💷 £5 ⚽️