Trenton Wheeler

livin' the dream

[MoonZilla @MoonZilla4]

Mom: HOT POCKETS ARE READY

Me and my brother who had been outside playing in the dirt all day

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.

looking like a little beret

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

this is what my dreams look like

[Patrick Blumenthal @PatrickJBlum]

it’s 2023, you need to be gooning
you need to be henchman-maxxing,
you need to be saying ‘you got it boss’
regardless of the context

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The country is going to hell.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Lmao at this headline

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Christians spend generations warning us about the coming of the Antichrist, and when he does show up, they line up to vote for him

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Happy thanksgiving y’all! I plan on absolutely demolishing some “MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese”

[deni @fiagirly]

#LasVegasGP 🇺🇸 | Lewis Hamilton watching George Russell’s Q3 lap from the TV Pen: “My teammate made it through so, the car was obviously capable of being further up.”

“Got my fingers crossed for George, come on buddy… P4, great job!”

[jugo @jugohoee]

her: you better not be fly as fuck when i come see you

me as fuck:

[@judgeluttig @judgeluttig]

The Colorado State District Court, Judge Sarah B. Wallace, held tonight that the former president “engaged in an insurrection on January 6, 2021 through incitement, and that the First Amendment does not protect [his] speech." The court also held that he

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Wow. On the same day President Biden met with President Xi, new reports show the U.S. economy has officially outpaced China’s economy for the first time in *40* years. This is huge & wouldn’t have been possible without Bidenomics. Thank you, President Biden!

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Today, November 15 is Steve Irwin Day. A day to remember our dad, the greatest Wildlife Warrior on the planet. He was one man who changed the world forever and continues to inspire the next generations.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m deceased.

I love this witness

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Last week it was the "One people, One family, One glorious nation" - echoing Hitler's "One People, One Realm, One Leader"

[JP @jpbrammer]

when I say 👀 this is what I mean

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Marsha Blackburn voted NO on:

Veterans PACT Act
Veterans Affairs HUD and Appropriations Act