It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually

One half of The Mixed Tag Podcast | Awkward AF | SKOL 💜

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

If any of my mutuals are still here and I haven’t found you on other platforms, please find me there. My feeds are sooo dull without you! 🧵🦋

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@Feisty_Ginger_6 That happened to me once years ago. Itchy red rash and puffy face on and off for maybe a week or so. I never did figure out what caused it.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

I had to write a check today. And like that wasn’t bad enough, I tried to date it 2012.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@IrishSpacePrgm Well it usually is the elderly. When they can’t hear it I think they assume no one will notice.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

I don’t smoke weed I just get in the elevator at work

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@SephInPhilly I love oatmeal chocolate chip!

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Ugh I really wish someone would ask me to accept actual cookies.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@OnlyJustABill

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Good morning to everyone except the people with eyelashes on their headlights.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

I am starting to resent my hair for the good days because now it’s shown me what it’s capable of but will rarely do for me.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

My daughter in law just sent me a video of me dancing on a table asking if we could recreate it and who am I to deny the people what they want.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@DanaMichel2026 Oh hi Dana, nice to meet you!

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

I accidentally pushed the door close button on the elevator on someone riding a mobility scooter so I guess I’m going to hell for sure now.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Our fitness center at work is nice because it’s a place for me to work out for free and also a good place for the building security guys to poop while they’re here I guess.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@SephInPhilly

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@IrishSpacePrgm Thank you. I honestly panic every time I reach for those buttons.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Spotify DJ: I know you probably don’t love Valentine’s Day but here’s a great Valentine’s Day song for you.

Wtf Xavier?! And yes, he actually said that.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

OMG BLANK AND BLANK GOT ENGAGED ON THEIR TRIP TO BLANK!

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Someone I know got engaged and I’m dying to tell someone but it’s not my news to share but you guys don’t know him so I’m telling you all now sos I don’t explode trying to keep this secret.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

I walked by someone in the store who smelled like salami. Now, I love salami but I do not think a person should smell that way.

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

@SephInPhilly They are!

[It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually @HourLongSauce]

Pardon me if I linger too long in a hug. It’s just because you smell nice.