ThatSecurityDoofus

#CISSP, IS027001 Li/La - Founder of Faust&Co Security Ltd (coming soon!) & InfoSec Manager.

Opinions are my own and not that of my employers.

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

Oh I love this....

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

babe wake up, new term just dropped

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

So roughly 90% of LinkedIn then?

[mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card]

Beware cyber frauds who write books and haven’t actually ever done the job and talk a lot of shit on LinkedIn #Cyber

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

"like if I put an internet connected generator online in my garden and it got compromised via brute force......"

Brute force in this case is some bloke climbing over the fence and kicking it really hard. 😂

Sorry dude.

[mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card]

'It's understood the plant affected was relatively small and that the outage had no impact on the UK’s wider power supply or energy generation'

this sounds like a massive headline for a very minor thing... like if I put an internet connected generator online in my garden and it got compromised via brute force......

(not being a dick but this is possibly irresponsible reporting IMHO)

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@timinbrum Same here, I found if it was explained in a different way I’d pick up quickly on it!

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

I failed Maths at school, why? Because I was thrown in the bottom set with other kids who couldn’t be fucked and kept disrupting the class.

So in my 20’s, I went back to evening school and re-did my maths GCSE’s and passed.

[R. @Rzj77_]

And if you ever think people are too harsh on people who fail stuff like GCSE Maths, just remember this is the ‘hard part’ of a foundation test.

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@sherlock_comms Thanks! 🤣

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

C'est Cidre not CIDR.

[Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz]

how you all pronoucing CIDR?

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

Fuck sake. 😂

[cyber_security_puns @PunsCyber]

2026 is so bad, even @FlavorFlav is impacted by supply chain attacks!

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@R4CK4TT4CK Nor me, I need competent WSO's in the back seat 😆

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

Genuinly so hyped for this, 2 players in jet working together!

[R4CK4TT&CK @R4CK4TT4CK]

forgot to share this - which is NOW, Today 😍🔥

right, who's up for a Ride Into The Danger Zone😅
@SeanWrightSec #TopGun #BF6

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@UK_Daniel_Card Yeah dude, in this mode!

https://t.co/K56o1XSsUl

One as Pilot, the other as a Weapons Support Officer! Ala; Battlefield 3 :-D

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

A reminder, we first declared war on the Nazi’s and had been warning about them in the years prior.

To be British is to be anti-Nazi full stop

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

The contradiction is spectacular:

“Nazis were far left!”
“I hate the far left!”
“I’m a British patriot!”
“Condemn a Nazi salute? Well, hang on…”

If you genuinely believe Nazis were left-wing AND you genuinely love Britain, condemning Nazi symbolism should be the easiest political question you’ll ever answer.

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@UK_Daniel_Card @R4CK4TT4CK @SeanWrightSec Tomorrow dude!

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@Tr3s0r You absolutely can! She loves a fuss!

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

The void in question… all 3.3kg of her.. 🫪

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Black Cat Appreciation Day.

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@Tr3s0r I’m only playing, you’re all good <3 😁

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@Tr3s0r 😝 my heart is in a million pieces! 🤣

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@Tr3s0r Kenza!!! I thought you were innocent! 😱

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

I'm going to have to put that as tiered service offering for my business "Light Audit, Standard Audit, Deep Audit, Oceangate Audit".

[mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card]

This is terrible:

https://t.co/r3yME7NrOP

'Our deep audit is still ongoing,'

no one writes like this...... who isn't in PR....

'DEEP AUDIT.....' this isn't a porn flick.....

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

@timinbrum Let me check the scrolls, I’m sure it does. I think.

[ThatSecurityDoofus @HouseOfFaust]

It failed the ISO audit because it does not have a secure area for storing weapons :-(