cyber_security_puns

About me: T1005

I post daily infosec dad jokes in En/Ru. My source code is written in puns. All puns are original content, but Grok provides punpics support.

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I am about to launch a PaaS campaign. Not Phishing-as-a-Service but Puns-as-a-Service.

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@jsrailton @fox194 @WhatsApp This should win the OPSEC Darwin awards

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@hszanowski The haters will say this is cat calling.

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Attempting a pull up while out of shape is the OG untrusted pull request (PR).

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Are there any self help books to assist Insecure Direct Object References (IDORs) overcome their insecurities?

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@CliftonSellers @drgurner @FedEx Did you also lift your dictionary in the middle of the driveway when you attempted to spell left?

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@distraughtduck I guess that fits the bill.

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@princessakano @RadicalKjax You know you work in InfoSec when analysing a rouge dumping is more interesting than analysing a rouge dump!

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But will this worm compromise npm packages in a supply chain attack?

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

Flesh-eating screwworm: Canada bans Texas over US outbreak https://t.co/uYkluG3KHl

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@NotNordgaren @LionInCrisis Are you being honest? Because you should like you're lion?

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Some believe that education no longer matters. Yet, even my CPU and GPU have degrees!

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Have you bean slopping your work?
cc: @uwu_underground

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The dictator of Belarus is colloquially referred to as a cockroach in Russian. What if this is some Belarusian APT hardware? But what weird animal name will threat intel vendors assign this? Add your ideas in the comments.

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🪳THE NEW SPY DRONE IS A COCKROACH

German startup SWARM Biotactics is turning real cockroaches into cyborg surveillance tools using tiny backpacks, neural interfaces, sensors, and communication modules.

They can crawl through rubble, tight spaces, and dangerous zones where traditional robots cannot.

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@chompie1337 This loser sounds like he cannot fathom that more than one woman works in InfoSec. He's not even worthy of a @uwu_underground diss track.

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@DecryptedTech At least he did not bottle up his feelings.

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This is utterly crazy. Apparently cows are smart enough to make it in tech but not horses I guess.

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So which distro is by itself in the right?

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@cyber__razz @mrjhnsn nmp packages are a national security issue, prove me wrong!

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InfoSec nerds and AI researchers, I am happy to announce that I'm starting a Silicon Valley based modeling agency. We will have three divisions: .pth .pt and .pkl!

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@StaySafeOnline This has a nice ring to it.