HousePerez

Finding Out
years before Magical Mystery Tour by the way

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@katzz77 @JanusGoneAwry @LCbasecamp @whirledpeas4me @zerogspot @saskiainsf1 @droopiesmom @derrold @PerezJeremiah @Czexabella @zoebritton @moonisssblue @DianaG2772 @iwannabejessica @candidqueso @JMoney731 @ChairOfWheels @chellemybell22 @whizzadesquare A woman who isn't high maintenance isn't worth having.

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https://t.co/iJ9C9ls0az @zerogspot

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Life. Just when you think things are going fine. Death. You never see it coming. Twitter. There's more decent humanity expressed in my followed & followers than in many churches. It's an inspiration to see how y'all love one another and even with some of the snarkiness it's cool.

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#ShelterAnimalMessages Pick me! I can fly!

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#IHandleStressBy Prayer. Resets my priorities in an instant. Brandy however is way more fun. As secondary priorities go.....

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#CartoonCharacterIRelateTo
Any questions?

[Blue away💙 @RealYeshua1]

Monday, March 25, 2019

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@CzexanCzik

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#muppetrappernames Unibrow-wow-wow

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#BadTimesToSing After the fat lady.

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#BadTimesToSing During a sobriety test walk.

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#BadTimesToSing When the EMTs are clearing a scene.

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#MyDatelineEpisodeIn5Words
Is hobbit hate really real?

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#MyDatelineEpisodeIn5Words
Sex crime rates among journalists

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@saskiainsf1 @zerogspot @143LaDonia @MiddleAgedMaMa2 @Halloween_1014 @GuyverI @2SP00KY4YOU @Grimnir15 @Salsabeard2 @OfficiallyAlain @ShyKitten7 @HailSatan_666_ @Be_loved_Freak @TimothyJames92 @chrisbu98565279 @kitawny24 @Hey_Eyes_UpHere @EJKpoet @adorkableNcute @callmebongbong Thankee @saskiainsf1. Five random cool thangs:
1. Clouds
2. Sunsets
3. The wink of a young girl's eye
4. Clouds
5. Waves

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#ImTornBetween amazement and disgust when anyone supports abortion on the grounds that it ISN'T killing a human being (if they do support abortion and they DO acknolwedge the killing of a fellow human, then the disgust is replaced with compassion.... the amazement remains).😞

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#DraculasTinderProfile
Dracula. ALLLLLWays Dracula.

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#InsteadOfValentinesSend
a REAAALLLLY stiff Martini

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#TipsForAWayOut Just follow the path.

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#TakeALoveSongToTheBathroom
Here I Go Again On My Throne

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#MyReasonsToEndARelationship
You wrecked your Porsche