Average American

Social Hermit

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Average American @HouseofHayes]

@FlyTPA #tampastrong

[Average American @HouseofHayes]

@AntiWokeMemes Gatlinburg.

[Becky Weiss @Becky_Weiss_]

I don’t know why anyone is acting surprised about Pam Bondi at this point.

[Average American @HouseofHayes]

@BarryRoland19 Back in college I waited tables and the kitchen would call me “FINALLY” because sometimes I was a minute or two behind when they buzzed my “order up” pager. They would say it in a Hispanic accent, every time I walked into the kitchen… FIÑALLY!! Still brings a smile to my face.

[Average American @HouseofHayes]

@JeffDye Delia D’Ambra

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Controversial take: Brisket should be the meat of Thanksgiving, not Turkey.

[Average American @HouseofHayes]

@TruckBon @FSUFootball It must be done.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Make Theo Von the new King of Late Night and we can begin to heal.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

I'm gonna say it...

I don't believe the text messages between Tyler Robinson and his trans lover are totally authentic.

The word choices and phrasing, the narrative pushed and motives explained, detailing every action perfectly...

It's too perfect. I'm suspicious.

Who agrees?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I am leaning very strongly towards the theory that this text exchange was scripted as a way to absolve the boyfriend. It’s almost exactly what Walter White did at the end of Breaking Bad. This feels like a strategy they cooked up from watching too much TV.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

HOLY SH*T:

I put the alleged text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his transgender lover into Chat GPT and asked if it seemed real and genuine.

Chat GPT says the texts are "most likely fabricated," far too detailed, and too incriminating to be real...

Thoughts?

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

IS THIS IT?

Is this officially the DUMBEST thing the U.S. government has ever tried to force the American people to believe?

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

I try not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have a REALLY hard time believing in a short text exchange, the alleged shooter:

> Makes his confession.
> Confirms location of the weapon.
> Confirms the type of weapon.
> Confirms it was wrapped in a towel.
> Confirms his motive.
> Exonerates the decoy [George Zinn].
> Admits to the bullet engravings.
> Confirms the wardrobe change.
> Confirms how long he’s been planning it.
> Discloses the existence and location of a [now destroyed] pre-written confession note.
> Randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is die hard MAGA (as if he wouldn’t already know given the nature of their relationship)
> And is worried about his Dad/Grandpa being upset if he doesn’t come home with the rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit a murder.

Not to mention a 22-year old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like:

“Squad car”
“Drop point”
“Swept the area”
“My vehicle”
“Till I died of old age”
“My old man”

I’m sorry, I just don’t believe it.

H/T @urinalwallpoet @andrewmaga84

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

We haven’t forgotten about you Iryna.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Get married, have kids, and stop partying into oblivion.

Leave a legacy, be courageous.

Happy Sunday

God Bless all the parents out there

🙏