Djustin

On my bullshit

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[Nadine Portley @ALEJANDRODa_Gr8]

Opened my ashtray and it was a full blunt inside!!!

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

They made this lady in the Fox News lab

[Djustin @HoustonTomas2]

CIA working overtime

[neppy @neppy]

maxing out your 401k and IRA is crazy to me

congrats you'll be rich in the nursing home

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

DC and Marvel lucky asf. Whenever that money looks funny, all you gotta do is deploy Batman and Spider-Man.

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

Black sitcoms used to treat weed like heroin lol

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Jorja Smith @JorjaSmith]

02.07.26

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

The World Cup is crazy bro

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[J!G @TheJigStillUp]

This when you gotta get a roster of hoes LMAOOOO

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“Where did you come from baby, and ooh won’t you take me there right away” was actually so smooth of Michael & Quincy and them because it implies either:

1) This woman is so fine i need to meet her momma TODAY

2) Whatever town she’s from is full of bad bitches and i need to go there immediately

OR

3) There is a magical bad bitch factory and I need to see it with my own two eyes to believe what i’m seeing

real slick shit they did there

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Funny how debt is forgivable when it's tied to yachts, hedge funds, or failed businesses, but suddenly becomes a character flaw when it's tied to education, healthcare, or survival.